Picture Day/Quotes
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- Jimbo: Does this toothpick make me look tough?
- Barney: Yeah, kinda. Does this eye patch make me look tough?
- Jimbo: Nah. Try covering your other eye.
- Bart: Monsieur Meal-house, I zee great Jean-Bart hairstyleast to zee stars, will give you zee par-fect American haircut.
- Milhouse: No way, Bart. You have trouble cutting a sandwhich in half.
- Bart: What could I possible do that would make that worse?
- Milhouse: Uhhh Bart, i don't...
- Bart: Sit back and prepare to be dazzled.
- Barney: Hey, mom! My school pictures are here.
- Luann: [Sigh] You'd better have a clean face this time!
- Milhouse: I promise ther'es nothing on my face. I made sure.
- Luann: [GASP] Oh, Milhouse
- Milhouse: We be jammin' mom.
