Stonecutters

Stonecutters are a secret organization of Springfieldiands led by the all-knowning Number One. Members go by number rather then name. There were at least 908 members since Homer joined. He was a regular member until they realized he was "The Chosen One" and made him the leader but they got tired of his rules and started The Secret Orginaztion of No Homers and Homer refilled the club with monkies but then his family comes and says he is already a part of a club which is his family. Many other members include, Lenny, Carl, Krusty, Leopold, Herman, Moe, Chief Wiggum, Jasper Beardley, Principal Skinner, Mr. Burns, Mr. Smithers, and Grandpa Simpson who just retired. In the World of Springfield line of toys various Stonecutters figures were released.

Stonecutter theme song

Their theme song goes like this;

Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the metric system down? We do, we do!

Who keeps Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps? We do, We do!

Who holds back the electric car? Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star? We do, we do!

Who robs cavefish of their sight? Who rigs every Oscar night? We do, We Do, We do!'

It is speculated that they are responsible for these mysteries.

In Video Games

The Simpsons Road Rage

In The Simpsons Road Rage the Stonecutters are only briefly mentioned. There is a Stonecutters lodge in the Springfield dam, where some people want to be driven to.

The Simpsons: Hit and Run

In The Simpsons: Hit and Run you can drive through the secret Stonecutters lodge in the first level. It leads to the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. Homer can also buy the chosen one suit.

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