I'm Goin' to Praiseland/Quotes

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Nelson: What do you hit them with? There's no mallet!

Ned: You can stop Satan with your faith.

Nelson: With my face? You calling me ugly?

Ned: No, no, no. I think you're beautiful!

Nelson: Oh, that's it!

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(Ned's buying a run-down Theme Park)

The Rich Texan: Aww you are so full of it!? (pause) God's grace that is. It's really sickening! (pause) There aren't more people like you. Now get out! (pause) Your pen. And we'll make it official.

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(Mayor Quimby rolls up in a limo.)

Mayor Quimby: It is with uh, great pride that I dedicate this new school, sports arena, or attraction.

(Cuts the ribbon and drives off.)

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Cletus: I'll have the darkety kind.

Professor Frink: Uh, one chocolate, Mootilda.

Marge: Could I have a swirl of Chocolate and Vanilla?

Mootilda: Moooo!? Muh uh!

Professor Frink: Nonsense, you can do it! (cow kicks frink) Glaaven!

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Ned: Darn teenagers with their beer bottles!

Homer: (Nervously) Yeah... teenagers.

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Lisa: Don't throw this away! It's Rod's first tooth!

Bart: You're right, we could use this for witchcraft.