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Quotes

(Chief Wiggum is explaining to new recruits how to use the monitors)
Chief Wiggum: now follow a little formula called PB&J, Pear at the monitor, Be Judgmental, Jot it down) now a good way to remember PB&J is ABC, Always Be Considering PB&J, but the best way, is to remember the four 'a's, Always Act According to Abc.


Marge: That's not Sesame Street, that's a Gay Bar


(The Girl Jimbo is making out with is freaked out when they hear a voice comming from somewhere)
Jimbo: Come on Baby is just A Voice.


Flanders: ...Like God created the Devil. Bart: God create the devil? Finally he did something cool!

  • Just find the biggest idiot on our payroll and slip it in his bag.

(Chief Wiggum is using the police monitors to spy on Edna Krabappel Sunbathing topless)
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