| The Pain in Spain
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The Pain in Spain is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXXI content update. It requires Old Scratch to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Beelzebart's exclamation mark
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Welcome to Hell Laboratories, Beelzebart! We've had our eye on you for a while now.
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I've received your transcripts and they're very impressive! You've a real knack for torture and mayhem. You should be proud.
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I can't take credit for a gift I was born with.
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As part of our internship program, we'd like you to review some of our recent work.
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We've been having trouble with our Autoflayer 5000. It could use a fresh pair of eyes.
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But ignore the eyes in those jars. They're not fresh.
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| Task: "Make Beelzebart Review Torture Schematics". The job takes place at Hell Labs, Hellementary School, Hellport Pentagram, or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
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As you can see, in spite of a 7.6% improvement in torture efficiency, the souls of the damned don't appear to be appreciably more miserable.
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We've only observed a slight increase in screams, cursing and damning us to Hell.
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Which makes no sense, because we're already here.
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Guys, if you're gonna make people miserable, you can't worry about numbers like a bunch of nerds!
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C'mon. Let's take a field trip.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Beelzebart's exclamation mark
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Okay, why are we at Springfield Elementary?
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To observe the innocent victim in his most natural habitat: the schoolyard.
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The troublemaker, Nelson, watches Martin, his victim. Nelson desires to attack, but he doesn't. He waits.
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For what?
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It's complete! My epic Radioactive Man in Earthland Realms fanfic. This is the happiest moment of my life!
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WATER CANNON ATTACK!
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Task: "Make Beelzebart Teach a Lesson in Misery". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary or a Brown House and takes 3 hours.
If Nelson is owned: Task: "Make Nelson Ruin Martin's Day". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary or a Brown House and takes 2 hours.
If Martin is owned: Task: "Make Martin Wallow in the Misery of Joy Ruined". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary or a Brown House and takes 3 hours.
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See? Nelson could pick on his victim all day long, but Martin would just get used to it.
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So the trick is to give a little ray of sunlight. That makes the punishment much more painful.
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Juxtaposing pleasure with pain. I like it!
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But we'll never get permission to bring joy down below. The paperwork alone would kill us…again.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Beelzebart's exclamation mark
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We have other tools at our disposal. Here's one of my favorites.
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*singing* This little light of mine / I'm gonna let it shine…!
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Is it true? "Left-handed people are God's mistake". Someone painted it on the sidewalk!
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Yay, Daddy's a mistake!
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WHAT?!
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Task: "Make Beelzebart Gloat at Flanders' Torment". The job takes place at Flanders House, the Simpson House, or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Ned Freak Out". The job takes place at Flanders House or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes.
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It's okay, boys. This isn't anything a little bleach, elbow grease and some self-scourging can't fix…
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This prank is amusing, but hardly up to the level of—
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Hey Flanders, I see you're on the outs with God.
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WHAT?! NO!
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Then tell that cornfield maze because it's in the shape of you with devil horns and a pitchfork.
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AAAAAAAAH!
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Very good. What is annoying in spray paint can be utterly horrifying on a grand scale.
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Devil Daddy, can we play in your corn maze? It looks like fun!
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AAAAAAAAH!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Beelzebart's exclamation mark
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Poor Ned seems more agitated than usual. I wonder what's wrong.
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I don't know but I hope it's something I did.
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Bart, why are you giggling?
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*trying to stop giggling* I…may have been trying to impress the guys at Hell Labs and played a few humorous-but-in-no-way-mean-spirited pranks on Flanders.
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Bart!
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Hey, all in the name of science!
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I like that the boy's focusing on science!
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Teaching demons how to be more awful is not science! Okay, maybe it's a little science.
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Task: "Make Beelzebart Promise Not to Help Demons". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 2 hours.
If Marge is owned: Task: "Make Marge Make Beelzebart REALLY Promise". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 2 hours.
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Okay, okay, Mom! Geez! I promise I won't help the demons anymore.
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Say it without crossing your fingers behind your back.
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Bah, dang-it. Fine. *holds up hands* I promise.
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And your toes!
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Double dang-it!
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I'm just impressed that we've got a kid who can cross his toes!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Beelzebart's exclamation mark
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Uh, guys, my mom says I can't help you with the torture science anymore.
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Moms can really scorch my backside!
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She said torture science. But what about helping us with demon possession physics?
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Uh…I think her threats were non-specific.
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Just like a mom.
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Basically, I can't talk to you guys anymore.
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That's too bad. I guess we'll have to work on our new Wedgie-Matic 666000 without you.
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Uh…I might be able to help out one last time…
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Atta bad boy!
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| Task: "Make Beelzebart Help Out One Last Time". The job takes place at Hell Labs, Springfield Elementary, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Bart, I hear you're doing well in Hellementary School. It's good to see you taking a genuine interest in academics.
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I have a fair bit of expertise in "doing well". If you ever need any help, I would be happy to assist!
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As a matter of fact, I have a new project you could help me with… *gets out Wedgie-Matic 666000*
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*devilish chuckle*
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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