| The Squeaky Wheel
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The Squeaky Wheel is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Itchy & Scratchy Land content update. It requires the Squeaky Voice Attendant to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Squeaky Voice Teen's exclamation mark
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I'm applying for the job of Park Attendant?
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And what makes you especially qualified for this vital task?
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I've always been fascinated both with parks and attending. Furthermore-
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Spare me. Any idiot could do this. You're hired!
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| Task: "Make Squeaky Voice Attendant Sell Park Tickets". The job takes place at the Itchy & Scratchy Land Gate or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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One adult ticket, please.
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Uh…sir, we have a seniors discount program…
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Oh, but I'm only 31…
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Squeaky Voice Teen's exclamation mark
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Kid, I'm reassigning you. From now on, you sell Itchy & Scratchy Money to our visitors.
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Thank you for this opportunity-
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Shut up, shut up! Have enough self-respect to hate this horrible job, will you?
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I'll do my level best, sir!
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Look, just take guests' real money and give them this fake money. Which they can only spend inside the park.
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Why would they want that?
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Yikes, who knows? Tell them it's fun. The fake money is a blast. Or whatever.
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| Task: "Make Squeaky Voice Attendant Promote Itchy & Scratchy Money". The job takes 4 hours.
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Would you like to buy some Itchy & Scratchy Money?
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Can we, Dad?
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Can we, can we?
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Hmm, it does look awfully fun… a real blast, that fake cash…
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Gimme a hundred bucks!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Squeaky Voice Teen's exclamation mark
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We'd like to sell our Itchy & Scratchy Money back, please.
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Uh, I don't know if that's allowed…
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But it's so much more FUN than boring real money. You'd be coming out ahead in the deal.
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I guess that's true…
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In fact, I think you should give us $200 real money for our super-fun Itchy & Scratchy bucks.
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It seems only fair…
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| Task: "Make Squeaky Voice Attendant Promote Itchy & Scratchy Money". The job takes place at the Itchy & Scratchy Land Gate and takes 4 hours.
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We'd like to buy $200 worth of Itchy & Scratchy Money, please.
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Except you can only spend it in inside the park, which makes it worth less than real money.
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I never thought about that…
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So you should probably give us $400 worth of Itchy & Scratchy Money for our $200.
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That's a good point…
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This could go on all day…
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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KIDS! It's time to go! Has anyone seen my kids?
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Sir, I believe I can help. Recently, I sold them $2,000 of Itchy & Scratchy Money and-
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$2,000! You idiot, they're kids! They could be anywhere! You've got to find them!
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Er…yes sir!
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| Task: "Make Squeaky Voice Attendant Desperately Search for Lost Children". The job takes place at IS Ride Attractions and takes 8 hours.
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If I don't find those kids, I could lose my promotion!
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It wasn't a promotion! Both jobs are awful!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Squeaky Voice Teen's exclamation mark
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Phew, there you are, you two!
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Owww, my stomach… Two thousands dollars worth of candy…
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The sugar rush was like meeting God… the crash is like death…
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I almost killed two sweet, innocent children.
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We deserved this… deep down I know we deserved this…
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I'm a danger to this park and everyone in it!
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| Task: "Make Squeaky Voice Attendant Hand in His Notice". The job takes the Itchy & Scratchy Land Gate or a Brown House.
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Quit! You can't quit!
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This is a right-to-work state, and I reserve the right to make you work.
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Your faith will be rewarded, sir. I swear I will make you-
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Stop liking this horrible workplace!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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