| The Great Geriatrico
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The Great Geriatrico is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXVIII content update. It requires The Great Raymondo to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on The Great Raymondo's exclamation mark
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For the last time, I'm not coming out of retirement!
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But we need every able-bodied magician in Springfield to rise up!
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I'm hardly “able-bodied”. My wand droops, there's rabbit bones in my magic hat, and I take a lactose blocker so that I can still perform my “Great Milk Can Escape”.
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As I told you before, I save my magic for showmanship, not self-defense.
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Task: "Make the Great Raymondo Lock Lisa Out". The job takes place at The Great Raymondo's Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Magically Enter Raymondo's Home". The job takes place at The Great Raymondo's Home and takes 4 hours.
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You taught me how to get past locks. I'm not leaving until you agree to come out of retirement.
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I really should have skipped the breaking and entering lesson. Fine, I'll help.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on The Great Raymondo's exclamation mark
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Now that I'm out of retirement, refresh my memory. What is it that we're doing again?
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Using our magical powers to fight and catch mystical beasts!
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I coulda sworn we were doing card tricks or pullin' quarters outta people.
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But fighting mystical beasts… that's a career killer for a magician. Or probably anybody, now that I think about it.
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| Task: "Make the Great Raymondo Avoid Mauling". The job takes place at The Great Raymondo's Home and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on The Great Raymondo's exclamation mark
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Ugh, fine. No battling beasts to help us. Then how about putting on a show?
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Wait! The Great Raymondo is not helping us get rid of the monsters?! I can't fling cards like Ricky Jay to save us! I can't!!
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*slap* Snap out of it, Milhouse!
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Oo-la-la, our skin touched, Lisa!
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Alright, I will come out of retirement! If only to put smiles on the poor, downtrodden citizens of Springfield… and a modest appearance fee.
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Task: "Make the Great Raymondo Perform the Great Milk Can Escape". The job takes place at Famous Milk Cans and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Kids Watch Performance" (x3). The jobs take place at Famous Milk Cans and take 4 hours.
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How did he get out of there without even a milk moustache?! This is just as terrifying as the monster thing!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on The Great Raymondo's exclamation mark
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Why so down, my apprentice?
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I've admired you so much. I thought you'd be the first person to help us. And instead…
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I just haven't had a great track record of role models living up to their expectations.
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Young lady, you've said enough. If I can do six nights a week in Vegas in front of Blue Man Group, I'm sure I can handle a couple green monsters roaming the streets.
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| Task: "Make the Great Raymondo Work the Audience". The job takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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