- For other uses of "Pin Pals", see Pin Pals (disambiguation).
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Pin Pals is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Pin Pals content update.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After completing Pinsetter Pt. 2
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Mr. Burns, we thought we'd celebrate the team getting back together with new jerseys.
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Because some of us seem to have, er, outgrown our old ones.
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And others of us have discovered that our sweat is acid that melts cotton.
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Gentlemen, we're bowling for charity. We don't have the money for extravagances like jerseys or working fire extinguishers.
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Task: "Make Burns Avoid Expenditures". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 3 hours.
Task: "Collect Bowling Shoes" (x8).
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Sir, you have to invest in your charity a bit if you want to claim a deduction.
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I suppose I could buy them a little something. Like matching tattoos of my face. Or a vacation to Tuscany for one.
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How about a state-of-the-art facility? That's how colleges avoid paying their athletes.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
Pin Pals Bowling Alley
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Pt. 2
| After completing Pt. 1
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Welcome, Pin Pals, to your very own bowling alley!
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Oh man, I knew it. Burns is trying to buy his way back onto the team.
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Let me assure you: I do NOT want to play with you. I can hardly stand to look at you.
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Your reverse psychology won't work on us. Unless that's not what you want. In which case it will.
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Task: "Make Burns Avoid Bowling". The job takes place at the Pin Pals Bowling Alley and takes 3 hours.
Task: "Collect Bowling Shoes" (x26).
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Burns clearly wants back on the team. And I can't stand to watch a man beg. That's why I don't bring dates to restaurants with mirrors in them. Sorry, Otto. You're off the team.
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Whoa, I was on the team?
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I told you – I don't want to join! This is Woodrow and his League of Nations all over again.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Bowling Lane
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Pt. 3
| After completing Pt. 2
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Kirk, what are you doing here?
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Mr. Burns said he'd pay me twenty bucks to play with you guys. Looks like Kirk won't have to sell any molars today!
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I see Burns is playing hard to get. Looks like Moe is going to have to take care of this just like he took care of the Iranian Embassy hostages.
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What was that?
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Argo was a lie! I mean, nothing.
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Task: "Make Moe Orchestrate an Accident for Kirk". The job takes place at the Pin Pals Bowling Alley and takes 3 hours.
Task: "Collect Bowling Shoes" (x30).
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Yeow! Moe, you broke my fingers! All those prepaid mandolin lessons at the Y down the drain!
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Sorry, Kirk. I can be a real klutz. Guess you can't bowl no more.
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I can't afford to see a doctor either. But maybe I can convince the vet that I'm an exotic pet.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Claw Machine
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Pt. 4
| After completing Pt. 3
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Looks like that ringer won't be wearing no rings for awhile. Man, why does The New Yorker keep rejecting this brilliance?
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Now we really need Mr. Burns to finish the tournament.
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How many times do I have to tell you fools – I don't want to bowl with you!
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This charity was just an excuse for me to hoard money. Like those timeshares I sold in a state that doesn't exist
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What? But I've booked plane tickets to Oklaronsas!
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Now you've left me no choice. Bowl for the team. Or burn down this building and collect the insurance.
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Isn't that a choice?
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Task: "Make Burns Practice His Gutter Balls". The job takes place at the Pin Pals Bowling Alley and takes 3 hours.
Task: "Make Moe Watch and Regret What He's Done". The job takes place at the Pin Pals Bowling Alley and takes 3 hours.
Task: "Collect Bowling Shoes" (x36).
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Pin Pal Homer
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Pt. 5
| After completing Pt. 4
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This is it – the deciding match! What a journey it's been. An immediate, unseen journey.
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We just need one more strike, and then the trophy's ours.
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But Burns is up next. He hasn't hit a single thing this entire tournament. Unless you count the valet he ran over in the parking lot.
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Time to show these boys what I'm made of -- sinew, steel plates, and bigotry.
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Task: "Make Burns Throw for the Gutter". The job takes place at the Pin Pals Bowling Alley and takes 3 hours.
Task: "Collect Bowling Shoes" (x40).
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He dropped the ball! Like I do when Marge asks me for a favor.
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Hey, wordplay's my shtick this update!
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It's going very slowly, but… but…
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It's a strike! I can't believe it!
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Wow! This is the first strike I've ever seen that didn't end with Pinkertons clubbing my employees.
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Congratulations! The Pin Pals won the tournament. Here's your… wait, where did that trophy go?
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Seeing as how I won the match I think it's only fair that I keep the reward.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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