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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Treehouse of Horror XXXII content update/Welcome to Geriatric Park Gameplay
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Everyone Old Is Old Again
After the user logs in on October 6th:
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Ah, Smithers, with autumn in the air, I'm once again reflecting on my mortality. Mostly how to avoid it.
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Sounds like someone needs another injection of bovine calf serum.
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Sadly, no. There's no calf young enough to renew my zip-zam-zoom.
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Don't fret, sir. I'm sure Springfield's greatest scientists and doctors have something up their lab coat sleeves.
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If the user has Smithers: Task: Make Smithers Assemble a Team of Geniuses (6s, Control Building or Cooling Towers) Task: Make Burns Interview Geniuses (6s, Control Building or Cooling Towers If the user has Dr. Hibbert: Task: Make Dr. Hibbert Pitch Supplements (6s, Control Building or Cooling Towers If the user has Dr. Nick: Task: Make Dr. Nick Pitch Plastic Surgery (6s, Control Building or Cooling Towers If the user has Professor Frink: Task: Make Frink Pitch Dinosaurs (6s, Control Building or Cooling Towers Task: Make Hank Scorpio Pitch the Elderly (6s, Control Building or Cooling Towers)
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Taking these supplements, fully endorsed by me, will completely restore your body. You'll look and feel like you're thirty again!
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Thirty?! I don't want to go back to my baby rattle and diaper days!
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I could offer my services. Plastic surgery is nifty!
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I don't care about looking good. I just want to live forever!
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And you will! We replace one body organ at a time with plastic parts.
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Tempting. But what else?
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One word: Dino-saurs! Unless that's two words. I'm not sure.
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What do dinosaurs have to do with my quest for immortality?
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They're really cool. Plus, there are no regulations against experimenting on things that are extinct.
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Eh…I'm not saying no. I'm saying "eh". What about you, young man?
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Stealing youth from the young? That's been done to death. I'm focusing my own research on the elderly.
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By extracting the elderly's fear of death into an injectable formula, we could actually repel death!
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Sounds like a lot of hogwash, but the elderly would be easier to keep caged than children.
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And they cost less than guinea pigs.
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Very well, let's roll the dice with dinosaurs and the elderly and see what happens.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Welcome to Geriatric Park
Welcome to Geriatric Park Pt. 1
After completing Everyone Old Is Old Again:
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Mr. Burns, what brings you all the way up the steps to City Hall? That would require working legs.
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Smithers carried me. I've decided to build a new version of Geriatric Park in Springfield. Apparently "permits" are needed? Just tell me how much.
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That's not how they work. You have to apply, then there are hearings, community reviews…
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*pulls out a wad of cash* Or I hand you a fist full of cash.
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Er…uh…permit granted!
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Task: Collect Fossil Skulls [x115] If the user has Quimby: Task: Make Quimby Stash the Cash (2h, Town Hall or Brown House) Task: Make Burns Acquire Permits for Geriatric Park (2h, Town Hall or Brown House)
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Mayor Quimby, why is Mr. Burns' new project skipping the permit approval process?
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You better listen to my eight-year-old. She knows the law!
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Um…er…it's part of our new initiative to promote tourism in Springfield.
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Geriatric Park will include a resort hotel and bring in big dollars for all businesses.
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Tourist drunks?
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They're way better than local drunks. I say: permits approved!
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I already approved them.
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I just wanted to feel like a big man.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Welcome to Geriatric Park Pt. 2
After completing Welcome to Geriatric Park Pt. 1:
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Welcome to Geriatric Park! A serene respite for the elderly and a relaxing haven for tourists. Also, there will be terrifying dinosaurs.
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Ugh…old people!
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Are you combining the elderly with the dinosaurs?
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No, definitely not…probably not…maybe…uh, no more questions!
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Grampa, are you going to stay here?
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Can I suck hard candy and watch Wheel of Fortune?
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All day and all night.
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I'd like to solve the puzzle: YES!
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*sigh*
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Task: Collect Fossil Skulls [x155] Task: Make Burns Unveil Geriatric Park (4h, Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers or Brown House) If the user has Smithers: Task: Make Smithers Invite the Elderly to Stay (4h, Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers or Brown House) If the user has Elderlies: Task: Make Elderly Visit Geriatric Park [x3] (4h, Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers or Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Welcome to Geriatric Park Pt. 3
After completing Welcome to Geriatric Park Pt. 2:
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Hi-diddly-ho, billionaire-arino!
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What are you doing here?!
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Just wanted to see what blasphemous abominations against God your devil scientists are cooking up.
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Devil scientists, eh? Smithers, you didn't tell me we had devil scientists.
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I don't believe devil scientists are actually a thing, sir.
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Oh, we're a thing. We're definitely a thing.
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*evil laugh*
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Task: Collect Fossil Skulls [x115] Task: Make Flanders Discover the Truth About Geriatric Park (2h, Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers or Brown House) Task: Make Burns Reveal Human-Dinosaur Hybrids (2h, Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers or Brown House)
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So you ARE creating human-dinosaur hybrids!
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Just an eensie-weensie couple.
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I don't think there's anything in the Bible against it.
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The Good Book was already too long. Some things had to be edited out. The Almighty would not approve.
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Truth be told, I just didn't think of it. I'd kinda like to see where this hybrid thing goes.
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*sigh* You love to test my faith, Lord.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Welcome to Geriatric Park Pt. 4
After completing Welcome to Geriatric Park Pt. 3:
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Eureka-noid! We've achieved a triumph of questionable science, with the chromosome manipulation and the splicing of the DNA-ayyy!
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Save your Frinkisms. What do you have for me?
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Just the greatest breakthrough since fire, the internet, and those candies that fizz in your mouth… Behold!
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Task: Collect Fossil Skulls [x155] If the user has Professor Frink: Task: Make Frink Present Grampasaurus (2h, Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers or Brown House) Task: Make Burns Marvel at His Lab's Work (2h, Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers or Brown House) If the user has Grampa: Task: Make Grampa Be Confused if He's a Dinosaur Now (2h, Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers or Brown House)
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I give you: Grampasaurus!
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Whose-a-ma-what-jit?! I'm a dinosaur now?
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No, I've cloned your cells and spliced them with a T-Rex. That hoyvin-hybrid is now immortal!
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I'm going to live forever? Hot-diggety-Dryptosaurus!
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You fool! You made it intelligent!
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There was no sign of brain activity in the test subject.
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What time does the five o'clock news come on again?
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Yes, that elderly brain is clearly dead.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Welcome to Geriatric Park Pt. 5
After completing Welcome to Geriatric Park Pt. 4:
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Thanks for creating me. Now let me go free. It's rampaging season!
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Not an option. You're locked in a 1,000% escape-proof enclosure.
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But I know the keypad code to the lock, and with my new human-sized claws I can release myself!
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I should have stuck with creating cat-dog hybrids. They're cuter and easier to crate train.
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Task: Collect Fossil Skulls [x195] Task: Capture Dinosaurs [x15] If the user has Grampasaurus: Task: Make Grampasaurus Start a Dinosaur Rampage (4h, Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers or Brown House) Task: Make Homer Run From Dinosaurs (4h, Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers or Brown House) If the user has Wiggum: Task: Make Wiggum Try to Arrest Dinosaurs (4h, Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers or Brown House) If the user has Professor Frink: Task: Make Frink Wonder How He Didn't See This Coming (4h, Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers or Brown House)
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Aaaah! Dinosaurs! HELP!
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Aaaah! Panicking citizens! HELP!
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You really didn't see this coming?
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Try looking through my eyeglasses. You'll know why I don't see anything coming.
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*tries on Frink's glasses*
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*moans* Stop the world from spinning. I'm getting sick!
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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