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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Treehouse of Horror XXXII content update/Welcome to Geriatric Park Gameplay

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Everyone Old Is Old Again[edit]

After the user logs in on October 6th:
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Ah, Smithers, with autumn in the air, I'm once again reflecting on my mortality. Mostly how to avoid it.
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png Sounds like someone needs another injection of bovine calf serum.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Sadly, no. There's no calf young enough to renew my zip-zam-zoom.
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png Don't fret, sir. I'm sure Springfield's greatest scientists and doctors have something up their lab coat sleeves.
If the user has Smithers: Task: Make Smithers Assemble a Team of Geniuses (6s, Control Building or Cooling Towers)
Task: Make Burns Interview Geniuses (6s, Control Building or Cooling Towers
If the user has Dr. Hibbert: Task: Make Dr. Hibbert Pitch Supplements (6s, Control Building or Cooling Towers
If the user has Dr. Nick: Task: Make Dr. Nick Pitch Plastic Surgery (6s, Control Building or Cooling Towers
If the user has Professor Frink: Task: Make Frink Pitch Dinosaurs (6s, Control Building or Cooling Towers
Task: Make Hank Scorpio Pitch the Elderly (6s, Control Building or Cooling Towers)
Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon.png Taking these supplements, fully endorsed by me, will completely restore your body. You'll look and feel like you're thirty again!
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Thirty?! I don't want to go back to my baby rattle and diaper days!
Tapped Out Dr. Nick Icon.png I could offer my services. Plastic surgery is nifty!
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png I don't care about looking good. I just want to live forever!
Tapped Out Dr. Nick Icon.png And you will! We replace one body organ at a time with plastic parts.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Tempting. But what else?
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png One word: Dino-saurs! Unless that's two words. I'm not sure.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png What do dinosaurs have to do with my quest for immortality?
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png They're really cool. Plus, there are no regulations against experimenting on things that are extinct.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Eh...I'm not saying no. I'm saying "eh". What about you, young man?
Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon.png Stealing youth from the young? That's been done to death. I'm focusing my own research on the elderly.
Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon.png By extracting the elderly's fear of death into an injectable formula, we could actually repel death!
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Sounds like a lot of hogwash, but the elderly would be easier to keep caged than children.
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png And they cost less than guinea pigs.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Very well, let's roll the dice with dinosaurs and the elderly and see what happens.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Welcome to Geriatric Park[edit]

Welcome to Geriatric Park Pt. 1[edit]

After completing Everyone Old Is Old Again:
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Mr. Burns, what brings you all the way up the steps to City Hall? That would require working legs.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Smithers carried me. I've decided to build a new version of Geriatric Park in Springfield. Apparently "permits" are needed? Just tell me how much.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png That's not how they work. You have to apply, then there are hearings, community reviews...
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png *pulls out a wad of cash* Or I hand you a fist full of cash.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Er...uh...permit granted!
Task: Collect Fossil Skulls [x115]
If the user has Quimby: Task: Make Quimby Stash the Cash (2h, Town Hall or Homes)
Task: Make Burns Acquire Permits for Geriatric Park (2h, Town Hall or Homes)
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Mayor Quimby, why is Mr. Burns' new project skipping the permit approval process?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png You better listen to my eight-year-old. She knows the law!
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Um...er...it's part of our new initiative to promote tourism in Springfield.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Geriatric Park will include a resort hotel and bring in big dollars for all businesses.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Tourist drunks?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png They're way better than local drunks. I say: permits approved!
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png I already approved them.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I just wanted to feel like a big man.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Welcome to Geriatric Park Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Welcome to Geriatric Park Pt. 1:
Tapped Out Geriatric Park Burns Icon.png Welcome to Geriatric Park! A serene respite for the elderly and a relaxing haven for tourists. Also, there will be terrifying dinosaurs.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Ugh...old people!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Are you combining the elderly with the dinosaurs?
Tapped Out Geriatric Park Burns Icon.png No, definitely not...probably not...maybe...uh, no more questions!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Grampa, are you going to stay here?
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Can I suck hard candy and watch Wheel of Fortune?
Tapped Out Geriatric Park Burns Icon.png All day and all night.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png I'd like to solve the puzzle: YES!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png *sigh*
Task: Collect Fossil Skulls [x155]
Task: Make Burns Unveil Geriatric Park (4h, Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers or Homes)
If the user has Smithers: Task: Make Smithers Invite the Elderly to Stay (4h, Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers or Homes)
If the user has Elderlies: Task: Make Elderly Visit Geriatric Park [x3] (4h, Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers or Homes)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Welcome to Geriatric Park Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Welcome to Geriatric Park Pt. 2:
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Hi-diddly-ho, billionaire-arino!
Tapped Out Geriatric Park Burns Icon.png What are you doing here?!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Just wanted to see what blasphemous abominations against God your devil scientists are cooking up.
Tapped Out Geriatric Park Burns Icon.png Devil scientists, eh? Smithers, you didn't tell me we had devil scientists.
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png I don't believe devil scientists are actually a thing, sir.
Tapped Out Hell Scientist Icon.png Oh, we're a thing. We're definitely a thing.
Tapped Out Hell Scientist Icon.png *evil laugh*
Task: Collect Fossil Skulls [x115]
Task: Make Flanders Discover the Truth About Geriatric Park (2h, Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers or Homes)
Task: Make Burns Reveal Human-Dinosaur Hybrids (2h, Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers or Homes)
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png So you ARE creating human-dinosaur hybrids!
Tapped Out Geriatric Park Burns Icon.png Just an eensie-weensie couple.
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png I don't think there's anything in the Bible against it.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png The Good Book was already too long. Some things had to be edited out. The Almighty would not approve.
Tapped Out God Icon.png Truth be told, I just didn't think of it. I'd kinda like to see where this hybrid thing goes.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png *sigh* You love to test my faith, Lord.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Welcome to Geriatric Park Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Welcome to Geriatric Park Pt. 3:
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Eureka-noid! We've achieved a triumph of questionable science, with the chromosome manipulation and the splicing of the DNA-ayyy!
Tapped Out Geriatric Park Burns Icon.png Save your Frinkisms. What do you have for me?
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Just the greatest breakthrough since fire, the internet, and those candies that fizz in your mouth... Behold!
Task: Collect Fossil Skulls [x155]
If the user has Professor Frink: Task: Make Frink Present Grampasaurus (2h, Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers or Homes)
Task: Make Burns Marvel at His Lab's Work (2h, Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers or Homes)
If the user has Grampa: Task: Make Grampa Be Confused if He's a Dinosaur Now (2h, Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers or Homes)
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png I give you: Grampasaurus!
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Whose-a-ma-what-jit?! I'm a dinosaur now?
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png No, I've cloned your cells and spliced them with a T-Rex. That hoyvin-hybrid is now immortal!
Tapped Out Grampasaurus Icon.png I'm going to live forever? Hot-diggety-Dryptosaurus!
Tapped Out Geriatric Park Burns Icon.png You fool! You made it intelligent!
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png There was no sign of brain activity in the test subject.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png What time does the five o'clock news come on again?
Tapped Out Geriatric Park Burns Icon.png Yes, that elderly brain is clearly dead.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Welcome to Geriatric Park Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Welcome to Geriatric Park Pt. 4:
Tapped Out Grampasaurus Icon.png Thanks for creating me. Now let me go free. It's rampaging season!
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Not an option. You're locked in a 1,000% escape-proof enclosure.
Tapped Out Grampasaurus Icon.png But I know the keypad code to the lock, and with my new human-sized claws I can release myself!
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png I should have stuck with creating cat-dog hybrids. They're cuter and easier to crate train.
Task: Collect Fossil Skulls [x195]
Task: Capture Dinosaurs [x15]
If the user has Grampasaurus: Task: Make Grampasaurus Start a Dinosaur Rampage (4h, Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers or Homes)
Task: Make Homer Run From Dinosaurs (4h, Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers or Homes)
If the user has Wiggum: Task: Make Wiggum Try to Arrest Dinosaurs (4h, Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers or Homes)
If the user has Professor Frink: Task: Make Frink Wonder How He Didn't See This Coming (4h, Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers or Homes)
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Aaaah! Dinosaurs! HELP!
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Aaaah! Panicking citizens! HELP!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You really didn't see this coming?
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Try looking through my eyeglasses. You'll know why I don't see anything coming.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png *tries on Frink's glasses*
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png *moans* Stop the world from spinning. I'm getting sick!
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20