Comic Book Guy's Lament

Comic Book Guy's Lament

Song Information Singers: Hank Azaria Maurice LaMarche Characters: Comic Book Guy Milo Strawberry Length: 1:10 Writer(s): Music by Alf Clausen Lyrics by Tim Long Appearance(s): "Married to the Blob"

"Comic Book Guy's Lament" is a song sung by Comic Book Guy.

Lyrics

Comic Book Guy:

I've always been happy to call myself single.

No Mary Jane.

Or Lois Lane with whom I'd comingle.

(Comic Book Guy opens the lid on a can of Pringle Potato Chips and grabs a chip,
He pours out all of the chips in a line and eats them all.)

You could say that I was an unstackable Pringle.

(Comic Book Guy walks past pillars with various magazines on display)

I've got originals signed by Siegel and Shuster.

But they don't satisfy in the way that they used-ter.

(Milo plays the guitar while Strawberry plays the Drums on the sidewalk in front of the Comic Book Shop.)

Milo:

It really don't matter if you've got a Cap Anson.

If you spend your nights in your underwear prancin' with a cardboard stand of Scarlett Johansson!

Comic Book Guy:

Guess I've always been lonely

but I've never revealed it.

Dropped my heart into Mylar and then...

(sobs) vacuum sealed... it.

Appearances

• Episode – "Married to the Blob"

Season 25 songs
"Swag" • "Fat-In-The-Hat - Part 1" • "Fat-In-The-Hat - Part 2" • "Thanks to Charity" • ""You Only Live Twice" parody" • "One (is the loneliest number)" • "The Super Bowl Shuffle Rap" • "Skinner!" • "Fiddler!" • "Comic Book Guy's Lament" • "Let Them Play!"