The Principal of the Thing/Quotes
Wikisimpsons - The Simpsons Wiki
- Principal Skinner: So long, children!
- Milhouse Van Houten: W-wow, Bart, with Shinner gone you've lost your mortal enemey.
- Bart: Sideshow Bob's an enemy. Skinner was more of a nemesis.
- Nelson Muntz: Special wedgie delivery for the dorkus brothers!
- Bart: Aaargh!
- Bart: Gah!
- Milhouse: And... [GROAN]... what's Nelson?
- Bart: A paint in the butt.
- Ms. Hoover: Principal Simpson, we're out of chalk and need to requsition more. I've tried carving out the lessons with this knife, but now the board is full.
- Homer: Can't talk gorging on fish sticks!
- Jimbo Jones: Dude, if your dad dies, do you become principal?
- Bart: Y'know, I never thought of that.
- Carl Carlson: This was a great idea, making a life-sized model of Homer out of butter!
- Lenny Leonard: Mmm... I can't belive it's not Homer!
- Ralph Wiggum: Here's a cake my mom made, Principal Lisa's daddy.
- Homer: Thanks. That means extra credit for you!
- Principal Skinner: What?
- Homer: And now with our new "snacks for grades" program, even [MUNCH] The slower kids'll have a head start on [GULP] Harvard!
- Principal Skinner: I... i....
- Homer: And you know the "junior achievers" program?
- Principal Skinner: Of course, It's a forum where successful people talk about their jobs with the students.
- Homer: Yeah. Well, we couldn't get anyone successful. So now we have... "Junior Underahivers!" We get people to talk about how they screwed up their lives!
- Bart: Yo, Lis, why weren't you in school today?
- Lisa: I had to mow the lawn and clean the garage for extra credit. My G.P.A. has gone triple platinum, but it just doesn't seem right.
- Bart: Then tell Homer "no" next time.
- Lisa: And turn down good grades?
