The Thirty-Nine Days of Christmas

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"The Thirty-Nine Days of Christmas"

Song Information Singers: Dan Castellaneta Julie Kavner Nancy Cartwright Yeardley Smith Hank Azaria Harry Shearer Katy Perry Characters: Homer Simpson Marge Simpson Bart Simpson Lisa Simpson Moe Szyslak Mr. Burns Katy Perry Writer(s): Parody lyrics: Dan Castellaneta and Deb Lacusta Appearance(s): "The Fight Before Christmas"

The Thirty-Nine Days of Christmas is a song sung by the Simpson family, Moe, Mr. Burns (all as muppets) and Katy Perry.

Lyrics

39 Fops a-fopping,

38 Fishwives hawking,

37 Coopers cooping,

36 Bootblacks buffing,

35 Buskers busking,

34 Something something,

33 Alchemists transmuting,

32 Dutchmen plotting,

31 Doctors leeching,

30 Year average life span,

29 Smiths a-forging,

28 Coopers cooping,

We did that one already.

Shh.

27 Eelers eeling,

26 Anarchists bombing,

25 Swamis foreseeing,

24 Sideburns curling,

23 Monks a-changing,

22 Rats a-plaguing,

21 Coxswains calling,

20 Flautists fluting,

19 Footmen bowing,

18 Gungas dinning,

17 Seventy six,

16 Midwives birthing,

15 Aliens alienating,

14 Jacks a-ripping,

(gasp)

13 Scriveners scrivening,

12 lords a-leaping.

Behind the Laughter

"The Thirty-Nine Days of Christmas" is an "extended" version of the song "The Twelve Days of Christmas".

Appearances

• Episode – "The Fight Before Christmas"