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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Pride 2017 content update/Gameplay
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Gameplay
Mo' Money, Mo' Problems
Mo' Money, Mo' Problems Pt. 1
After completing :
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I love the Springfield Monstrous Truck Jam! It's the one time a year I can get away from home and drink beer with my friends.
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What about every night at Moe's?
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That's what I meant by home. You guys get another round -- I'm gonna go use the men's room.
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I don't know, Homer. That's a pretty long line in front of it.
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Hmm...
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Task: Make Homer Go Through the Door Marked “Women” (6s, Moe's Tavern) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Mo' Money, Mo' Problems Pt. 2
After completing :
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Mrs. Lovejoy, I'm surprised to see you here.
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Not as surprised as I am to come here only to learn they don't sell jam! I'm just going to use the ladies' room and leave. Do you know if there's a long line for it?
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Ask Homer, he was just there.
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WHAT?!
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Hey Mrs. Reverend! Man, there is nothing better than a ladies’ room! The men’s room is for saps! It’s the ladies' room for me from now on!
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POLICE!!!
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I think she’s upset.
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Why? I put the seat back down.
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If the user has Helen Lovejoy: Task: Make Helen Lovejoy Phone the Police (6s, Moe's Tavern) Task: Make Chief Wiggum “Investigate” at Moe's (6s, Moe's Tavern) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Mo' Money, Mo' Problems Pt. 3
After completing :
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Wow Homer, you really p.o.'d the Reverend’s wife. Now they’re passing a law enforcing use of the proper bathrooms.
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You mean I have to go back to using the men’s room like some common…man?!
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Not until you present me your hospital birth records to prove that's the one you can use. But then, yes.
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But I love your women’s room here! It’s the least used bathroom in all of Springfield.
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And it's gonna be even less used soon. I’m having a Gay Night for Pride.
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If One Night Stan’s wants to steal my business by having a Straight Night, then I can steal theirs! I just gotta do a bit of a promotion.
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Task: Make Moe Release Rainbow Balloons Into the Air (6s, Moe's Tavern)
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Good for you Moe! You finally found a use for all the balloons from your birthday parties that no one ever went to.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pride and Prejudices
Pride and Prejudices Pt. 1
After completing :
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Tuesday is always the worst night – I’m still recovering from the shock of the work week of Monday. And now One Night Stan’s has turned me away! But strangely, Moe’s has some familiar faces.
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I was telling Waylon about the petition to get rid of the new bathroom law. Some little girl named Lisa is heading it up.
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I still don’t get it – don’t we want to keep women out of the men’s room? You know, cause of the stuff we do there?
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It's not that. This law is going to make life tougher for trans people.
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Whatever. I’m not trans.
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But your handwriting is so much like a woman’s...
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It is not! Gimme that petition!
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Task: Make Lisa Collect Signatures (3h, Moe's Tavern) Task: Collect Pride Badges [x500]
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On Lisa's job started:
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There! Rainier Wolfcastle should have such a macho signature!
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I thought you spelled “Grady” with an “i”...
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No! A “y”! A “y”!
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I’m just glad to see so many gay people at Moe's. It seems like the gang is here to stay.
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It is if they buy me!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pride and Prejudices Pt. 2
After completing :
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Dad, if you sign my petition, you can help us get rid of this new bathroom law.
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Of course. I like using the ladies' room.
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Homer! You can’t do that!
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So, I should support the new law?
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No, it’s a stupid law. I’ve already signed the petition against it. But you can’t go around using women’s restrooms! A woman has to have her privacy there.
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So, the new law is stupid, but you're supporting it?
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No! That law is only going to hurt people.
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It's hurting my head already!
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No Dad, there are people who may have been raised as boys at first but they’re girls now, they live as girls and need to use the girls’ room.
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And the ones who now are boys, they need to use the boys’ room. It’s not fair to them, and we have to be fair to everybody.
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Like how I can’t have a second piece of cake until everyone else has had a first piece?
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Yes, Homer, something like that.
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OK...
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Task: Make Homer Sign Lisa’s Petition (3h, Moe's Tavern) Task: Collect Pride Badges [x750]
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I signed it. Now can I have a second piece of cake?
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Of course, Homie.
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And then use the ladies' room?
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NO!!!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pride and Prejudices Pt. 3
After completing :
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Mr. Mayor, we’ve gathered more than enough signatures on this petition to have you repeal the new bathroom law.
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If the good citizens of Springfield want to flip-flop on this issue, then I want to flip-flop on it too!
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But I wish you people would make up your sweet minds!
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Task: Make Quimby Tear Up the New Law (3h, Town Hall) Task: Collect Pride Badges [x1000] Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pride and Prejudices Pt. 4
After completing :
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Cheer up Homer – join the party!
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But Marge says I can’t use the ladies' room.
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Don’t worry – I figured out a solution!
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Task: Make Moe Switch the Signs on the Bathroom Doors (3h, Moe's Tavern) Task: Collect Pride Badges [x850]
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Now everything’s just like before – only better!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pride and Prejudices Pt. 5
After completing :
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Moe, you’re a genius!
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That’s what this card I got at the fair says.
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Isn’t it just a matter of time before the new men’s bathroom is as disgusting as the old one?
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That’s a problem for future Homer.
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Task: Make Homer Go Through the Door Marked “Men” (3h, Moe's Tavern) Task: Collect Pride Badges [x1050]
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That’s the secret to a successful business. Give the customer what they want!
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Then why are you always so mean to us?
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That’s the other secret to a successful business. The customer doesn’t know what they really want.
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Premium Gameplay
Rinse and Repeat
Rinse and Repeat Pt. 1
After tapping on Julio's exclamation mark:
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I think I better come see you so you can fix my hair.
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So soon? You were just here last week!
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Well, you know what they say: It’s called a perm but really should be called a temp!
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Is that what they say?
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Task: Make Julio Give Marge a Perm (12h, Hairy Shearers, Marge)
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I just love doing your hair and listening to you vent.
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Sometimes it feels like this salon chair is a confessional booth.
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Marge, whatever you tell me in the salon stays in the salon!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Rinse and Repeat Pt. 2
After tapping on Julio's exclamation mark:
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Just wanted to confirm an appointment for today.
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Appointment today? You were here yesterday!
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But there’s a lot more I want to talk about!
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How about if I give your new ‘do a rainbow tint for Pride month?
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That’ll be even nicer than the red and green I did for Christmas last year!
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Task: Make Julio Give Marge a Rainbow Color Treatment (8h, Hairy Shearers, Marge)
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There you go Marge – now your hair really makes a statement!
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That’s good because I’m all talked out...
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Rinse and Repeat Pt. 3
After tapping on Julio's exclamation mark:
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It's your lucky day! You've been chosen to go to a special retreat!
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Julio, whatever do you mean?
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Now, Marge, don’t look a gift pony in the mouth!
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Task: Make Julio Host a Special Retreat (4h, Hairy Shearers) Task: Make Marge Attend a Special Retreat (4h, Hairy Shearers)
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Was that blindfold really necessary? Isn't this the basement of the salon?
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I prefer to think of it as Julio’s Special Retreat!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Rinse and Repeat Pt. 4
After tapping on Julio's exclamation mark:
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What makes it so special here?
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Here is where I get to sit and enjoy the quiet! Now try some of this delicious acai berry juice – I call it “Salonicide”, because when I sit here and sip it, the salon goes away!
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Task: Make Julio Drink the “Salonicide” (24h, Hairy Shearers)
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Isn’t the quiet wonderful?
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It reminds me of when I –
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I said, isn’t the QUIET wonderful?
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Mm-hmm!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Rinse and Repeat Pt. 5
After tapping on Julio's exclamation mark:
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Well, that’s enough quiet.
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Like I was saying, it reminds me of when I –
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When we’re back in the salon, you can tell me. You know, I used to feel like a captive audience, listening to people, but now I’ve come to appreciate what’s being said to me.
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I love hearing a housewife tell me about her boring life with her troublemaking children and dopey husband and grumpy father-in-law. It makes me feel so much better about my own life!
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I think I’ll try some of that “Salonicide” now...
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Task: Make Marge Drink the “Salonicide” (24h, Hairy Shearers) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Home Sweet Havana Private Home
After completing Rinse and Repeat Pt. 5 and building Havana Private Home:
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Task: Make Julio Have a Siesta (12h, Havana Private Home)
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I feel like a new man! Thank God there’s no embargo on afternoon naps.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Roller Refresh
Roller Refresh Pt. 1
After tapping on Smithers' exclamation mark:
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Smithers, it has come to my attention that you've been spending your vacation days here at the plant.
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As much as I'd love all my employees to follow your example, these blasted Socialist laws mandate you take at least one day off.
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Well, I appreciate your caring, Sir.
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Pish posh! I just don't want to get fined. I command you to take today off. I don't want to see you until tomorrow morning, understood?
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Task: Make Smithers Shop for Groceries (4h, Sconewall Bakery)
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Ahh, nothing like the smell of fresh organic produce.
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*sigh* Looking at these lumpy potatoes makes me think of Mr. Burns' head.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Roller Refresh Pt. 2
After tapping on Smithers' exclamation mark:
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Mr. Smithers? I didn't think the plant was closed today.
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Well, actually I have the day off. Truthfully, I don't know what to do with myself.
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Well, I'm just on my way to do some Yoga. Want to join?
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It's all the rage with soccer moms and single men like you.
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Plant workers?
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Yeah...let's go with that.
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Task: Make Smithers Do Rollerskate Yoga (24h)
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I feel like a bird let out of his cage.
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Especially after holding the Uncaged Bird pose for forty-five minutes straight!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Roller Refresh Pt. 3
After tapping on Smithers' exclamation mark:
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A night out might be the perfect end to this day. Let's see who's available on my dating app.
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Hmmm...“Hobbies: outliving my enemies, scheming, counting my fortune, being painted in the nude”.
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No picture, but it's worth a shot. Swiping right!
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Task: Make Smithers Go On a Blind Date (4h, One Night Stan's, The League of Extra-Horny Gentleman or Mo's)
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Smithers, there you are! My cellular telephone told me I could find you at this establishment.
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But, Sir. That was a dating app.
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Nonsense! I was looking for something to help me grind down our employee’s spirits when suddenly you appeared on the screen.
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Let me grab some drinks, and I'll watch you outlive your enemies while you scheme.
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Capital idea. Now I was thinking of a twelve-step oppression program...
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Best. Vacation. Ever.
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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After tapping on Carl's exclamation mark:
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Hey, Lenny, I hear there's a hot new club in town.
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Got a strict dress code and everything. Wanna go tonight?
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Are you kidding? I've got a closet full of flashy clothes just waiting for the right moment to come out.
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Task: Make Lenny Dress Up and Go Out (3h, The League of Extra-Horny Gentlemen) Task: Make Carl Dress Up and Go Out (3h, The League of Extra-Horny Gentlemen)
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I think this place caters to a specific type of extra-horny gentleman.
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Yea, you can say that again.
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Great music though.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Best-iary Money Can Buy
After buying Time Traveler's Bundle:
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Awww, look at the adorable dog-person.
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That's offensive! My name is Rover.
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And look, Maggie, there's some cuddly mice for you to--
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*SQUEEK*
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Ahh! Plague Rats!
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At least this little guy is friendly. I like your Rastafarian neck flaps.
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*SHRIEK*
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Task: Tap the Dilophosaurus Task: Tap the Pharaoh Guard Task: Tap the Plague Rats
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Welcome, everyone! You're no more out of place than the mutant turkey or the hallucinated space coyote.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Prizes Gameplay
Celebration Crosswalks
Celebration Crosswalks Pt. 1
After unlocking Pride Crosswalk:
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In honor of Springfield's Pride festival, I'd like to show our individuality-
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-we will copy what other cities have done and paint our crosswalks rainbow colors!
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But we don't even have regular, non-gay crosswalks!
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You're, uhh, right. First order of business is to paint some plain old white crosswalks - then paint them in a rainbow!
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Task: Build Pride Crosswalk [x5] Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Celebration Crosswalks Pt. 2
After completing Celebration Crosswalks Pt. 1:
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Now to add some color! Usually something like this would, uhh, close down the road for a day.
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Barring elephants and women in giant metal spheres, we should be okay.
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Task: Tap Pride Crosswalks [x5]
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Uhh, wouldn't it be faster to just paint them all at once? Or even do colors from the start?
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If we do colors from the start, then we can’t tell everyone that we painted them over especially for Pride month!
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If Pride and Prejudice Pt. 5 is not completed:
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System Message
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Tap your Pride crosswalks every three hours to add more color and earn Pride Badges!
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If Pride and Prejudice Pt. 5 is completed:
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System Message
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Tap your Pride crosswalks every three hours to add more color!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Armistead's Mopeds
After completing building Armistead's Mopeds:
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Ooo, mopeds! Dad, you should get one. They're much more environmentally friendly than a car.
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Well, I have always wanted to ride around, wind in my hairs.
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You do know that a moped has no 48-ounce cup holder.
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Oh, then forget it!
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Roomie Review
Roomie Review Pt. 1
After tapping on Grady's exclamation mark:
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So, Cookie, any luck finding me a new roommate?
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Who do you think I am? Of course I have.
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There are three potentials, and before you ask, they are all men, and no, I don't know if they're gay.
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Well, what are we waiting for? Send the first contestant over, and I'll decide if I should love 'em or leave 'em.
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Task: Make Grady Interview Willie (4h, Village Apartments, Willy)
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So, what can you tell me about yourself?
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Well, ah've got the keen eyes of an eagle, and ah can go days without sleep.
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Ye'll be safe as a bairn in a cairn with Willie around.
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Ooh, I like the sound of that. I don't know what it means, but it rhymes!
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Does that mean I'm hired?
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Wha?
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Roomie Review Pt. 2
After tapping on Grady's exclamation mark:
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Uhh, turns out there was a bit of a mix up. Willie was supposed to be interviewing for a job doing security at the building.
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Oh boo. And I was so excited to live with a burly Scotsman.
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Here's the next application. He's scheduled to come by this afternoon.
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Task: Make Grady Interview Skinner (2h, Village Apartments, Skinner)
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Seymour Skinner, eh? And you work at the school! Can I call you Mr. Skinner?
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Actually, it would be Principal Skinner.
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Oh, come off it, Seymour. You're not impressing anyone.
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Oooh, this lady must be your mother. How nice of her to come with you.
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You could learn a thing or two from this fine gentleman. I bet he'd have no trouble finding a wife.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Roomie Review Pt. 3
After tapping on Grady's exclamation mark:
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Sorry, that last one's a no-go. His mother called and said he wasn't allowed.
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And I really thought he would work out.
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Guess that's just how the Cookie crumbles. *giggle*
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You're not funny.
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Task: Make Grady Interview Sea Captain (8h, Village Apartments, Sea Captain)
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Yaarr, I've been at sea many a day and am in need of a warm bed to rest me tired bones.
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Are you a pirate!? Shiver me timbers ya salty sea dog! Walk the plank!
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Those be hurtful stereotypes, and I'll have ye keelhauled if ye continue!
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Now, if I may be excused, I have to go feed me parrot.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Roomie Review Pt. 4
After tapping on Grady's exclamation mark:
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You know, maybe I don't need a male roommate.
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I can certainly find some women candidates.
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Maybe they don't even need to be human!
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Okay, where you're headed, I'm not sure that I can follow.
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Task: Make Grady Adopt a Cute Shelter Cat (12h, Village Apartments)
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I'm pretty sure last time I checked this building didn't allow pets.
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He's no pet, he's got his own room! We're going to have a great time aren't we, Catsby?
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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One Night Stan's
After building One Night Stan's:
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Hey, I thought this was a gay bar?
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They do a Straight Night on Tuesdays. Stan’s trying to bring in more money so he can buy a new widescreen TV.
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*sigh* I guess we could do something else?
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Like what?
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System Message
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You can now make more Pride crosswalks at One Night Stan's!
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Rainbow Balloons
Rainbow Balloons Pt. 1
After completing Mo' Money, Mo' Problems Pt. 3:
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Task: Tap Balloons [x50] Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Rainbow Balloons Pt. 2
After completing Rainbow Balloons Pt. 1:
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Task: Tap Balloons [x75] Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Rainbow Balloons Pt. 3
After completing Rainbow Balloons Pt. 2:
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Task: Tap Balloons [x125] Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Rainbow Balloons Pt. 4
After completing Rainbow Balloons Pt. 3:
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Task: Tap Balloons [x200] Quest reward: 100 and 10
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