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What Animated Women Want/Quotes

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Season 24 Episode Quotes
524 "Dark Knight Court"
525
"What Animated Women Want"
"Pulpit Friction" 526


Homer: Keep it under your head guys. That I've got a date with a married woman.
Carl: So let me guess. Is it Marge?
Homer: Her husband's gonna be there too.
Lenny: Got it. You and Marge.
Homer: Give up? It's Marge. I'm having a lunch date with my wife.
Lenny: Good one.
Carl: Yeah. You got us man.

Lisa: Milhouse, got anything good?
Milhouse: Sure. I've got goulash, schnitzel, salmagundi...
Lisa: Ooh, a cupcake.
Milhouse: Oh, yeah... Um... do you want it?
Lisa: Mm-hmm.

Homer: Once again, by eating alone, I have saved my marriage.
Sushi chef: Please enjoy, with my compliments. You can even eat the eyes.

Homer: Oh, Marge. Come to the garage. You know it'll be good 'cause I'm saying it in a singsong fashion.
Marge: (gasps) It's a snuggle dungeon.

Lisa: Milhouse, seeing you there saying nothing... it's the cutest you've ever been.
Milhouse: Uh...
Lisa: Hush, sweet boy. Let me get lost in the blue of your eyebrows.
Milhouse: Whatever. Did you bring me that sandwich what I sent you out for?
Lisa: It came with fries or salad.
Milhouse: Whichever you picked, you picked wrong.
Lisa: Well, I wasn't sure, so I got both. (chuckles) Who knows her little Milhouse?