Put a Swear on a Hat

Put a Swear on a Hat

Location Information Use: Putting swear words on hats

Put a Swear on a Hat is a kiosk seen in Springfield Mall.

History

As Homer and Bart wandered through the mall looking for a gift for Lisa's birthday, one of the kiosks they passed was Put a Swear on a Hat. The kiosk offers to put a swear word on a hat, but the only two choices are a red hat with "Hell" printed on it, and a blue hat with "damn" printed on it.

Behind the Laughter

In the episode guide book, The Simpsons: One Step Beyond Forever, the kiosk is mislabeled as Put a Swear Word on a Hat.

Appearances

• Episode – "The Dad Who Knew Too Little"

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