Last Tap Dance in Springfield/Quotes

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Vicky Valentine: You've just got to turn that frown upside-down!

(Lisa smiles.)

Vicky: That's a smile, not an upside-down frown! Work on that, too!

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Milhouse: The mall?

Bart: Yeah, it's just like my dad always says:

Homer: (in a thought balloon) For an evening or a week, there's no place like the mall. Food, fun and fashion, the mall has it all!

(Bart runs to the mall, leaving Milhouse behind)

Milhouse: What? What did he say?!

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Kearney: (Imitating Marge while driving Homer's car as he can't see) Now, Homie, when we get to the liquor store, buy me some Jack Daniels and a carton of smokes.

Homer: Yes, dear.

(Dolph and Jimbo snicker and exchange a high-five.)

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Professor Frink: Jesus, Mary, and Glavin!

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Professor Frink: These shoes are in the off position!

Lisa: You mean I danced all by myself?

Marge: See, honey? All you needed was to believe--

Homer: What are you talking about, Professor Frink? They're clearly in the on position. See? "On".

Professor Frink: I was merely trying to spare the girl's feelings, you insensitive clod.

Homer: Oh... oh! Well, now that I look even closer--

Lisa: Forget it, Dad.