| Catamauling
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Catamauling is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Itchy & Scratchy Land content update. It requires the Cartoon Set to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Scratchy's exclamation mark
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AAAAAAH! I'M WEARING A SWEATER KNITTED FROM MY OWN INTESTINES!!!!!!
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Oops, forgot to wipe the memory. I'll just kill this one and boot up another.
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What is this place? Why is there a dead me on the floor over there?
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Never mind that. Welcome to the real world, Mr. Scratchy. Now, if you'll hold still, I need to-
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Must kill Itchy...
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Where'd he go?
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| Task: "Make Scratchy Hunt for Itchy". The job takes 8 hours.
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I can't find Itchy anywhere.
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Maybe there IS no Itchy in this world.
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No Itchy! I'm freeeeeeeee!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After completing Pt. 1
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I've never known a life without constant war.
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I've... I've let my pursuit of that mouse define me. Twisted by rage, I've become a stranger to myself.
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Who am I? Without the mouse, do I even exist? Well, I'm going to find out. I'm going to-
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Hey Scratchy!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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| Task: "Make Scratchy Find Somewhere Secluded to Hide". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Hey, it's that cat from TV!
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Say something funny, TV cat!
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Please. Tell no one you saw me. I need time to think. To wrap myself in solitude and just...be.
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Yeesh.
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It's always disappointing to meet your heroes in person, isn't it?
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Scratchy's exclamation mark
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I sit in a darkened room. The clock on the wall marks the seconds and hours and days.
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Sometimes I forget where I am. Who I am. But always, I remember the mouse.
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I try to picture his face, and I'm shocked to find that the image eludes me. Am I leaving him behind?
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I'm suffused with emotions I cannot name. Hope? Peace? Even... joy? They are strangers I meet for the first time.
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Then I get wicked hungry. A cat's gotta eat.
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| Task: "Make Scratchy Grab a Bite". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours.
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What do you call this miraculous ambrosia, friend?
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That is a double-frozen, extra-syrup Squishee.
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It tastes like... waking up for the first time.
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That's what the Squishee company was going for, I'm sure.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Scratchy's exclamation mark
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Even as I revel in newfound peace, part of me knows it for what it is: an illusion. A cruel joke.
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The mouse is out there. As inescapable as regret. He's hunting. Hunting ME.
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The planets move through the heaven, the earth spins, and the mouse draws ever nearer.
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Old instincts awake. My fingers tighten on the axe handle. They realize before I do...the hour of battle has come.
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| Task: "Make Scratchy Hunt for Itchy". The job takes 8 hours.
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He's near now. I feel it. My gut twists in horror. Or is it... relief? A shadow crosses my vision, takes form, resolves into...
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Hiya, Scratchy! Nice cleaver!
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At his words the Scratchy I had just begun to know screams in agony and dies forever.
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You're talking silly. Want to fight?
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Want doesn't enter into it. What are our "wants" in a world where the only truth is war?
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Begin.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Scratchy's exclamation mark
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Not so fast! It's been ages since we fought.
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If we don't stretch, we're liable to pull a muscle. No fun!
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| Task: "Make Scratchy Prepare for Battle". The job takes place at the Cartoon Set and takes 4 hours.
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My muscles awaken, readying. Recalling the rhythm of battle. The one-two-three, one-two-three of the Waltz of Death.
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Weird cat is weird!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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