| The Clowned of Music
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The Clowned of Music is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Terwilligers content update. It requires Opera Krusty to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Opera Krusty's exclamation mark
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Krusty, attendance at Springfield Opera is way down. It used to be five people, now it's none.
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As a last gasp, we've decided to put on the beloved opera “Pagliacci”. It calls for a great comic actor.
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So you came to me.
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No, we went to a great comic actor. But he wasn't available, so here we are.
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| Task: "Make Opera Krusty Practice Singing". The job takes 60 minutes.
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Ack! Oh boy, I guess all those years smoking haven't done me any favors.
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Better soothe my vocal chords with a quart of vodka.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Opera Krusty's exclamation mark
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Who's visiting my dressing room? Adoring fan? Angry bookie?
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A little of both. I love opera, and I'm furious you haven't paid me back for your terrible bets on NCAA basketball.
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The monkey is supposed to keep people like you out of my dressing room!
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The monkey won't be keeping anybody out of anything for quite some time.
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I'm afraid we had to break his opposable thumbs.
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| Task: "Make Opera Krusty Beg for Mercy from the Mob". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Opera Krusty's exclamation mark
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*SOBS* Please, Fat Tony, don't break my thumbs. I need them for throwing pies.
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Stop, I hate weeping clowns… unless it's in the classic opera “Pagliacci”. So I shall make you a deal.
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I wish to teach my new girlfriend, Miss Springfield, the glory of Italian opera.
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It will make her view me as romantic, and lead to some serious Rigoletto, if you know what I mean.
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Not even a little bit.
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Just sing so good she weeps for joy.
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You can count on me… barely succeeding.
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| Task: "Make Krusty Practice His Scales". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Dough is what I need badly.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Opera Krusty's exclamation mark
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“Laugh, clown, at your broken love. Laugh at the grief that poisons your heart.”
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Pretty good, eh Fat Tony? Is your girlfriend weeping with joy?
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She's weeping all right.
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With horror at your terrible performance.
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Tears are tears, am I right?
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Why do people always say “am I right” when they are obviously wrong?
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Time to get out of here Molto Accelerando.
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| Task: "Make Opera Krusty Hide From the Mob". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 24 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Opera Krusty's exclamation mark
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Tony, what are you doing to that silly clown?
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Nothing, my dear. Just pumping a little electricity through his toes.
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The agony is proportional to the size of my giant feet.
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*Giggles* He's funny when he's miserable.
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I want him to perform at our engagement party.
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Engagement?! But I never…
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If you like your thumbs, do it!
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| Task: "Make Krusty Perform for the Mob". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 12 hours.
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Fat Tony, shoot me in the head if I ever try to do opera again.
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All I heard was “shoot me in the head.”
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter
The quest name is a reference to The Sound of Music.
