| The Last Temptation of Hugs Bunny
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The Last Temptation of Hugs Bunny is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Easter 2014 content update. It requires Hugs Bunny to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Look, Tapped Out players! It's the Easter Bunny!
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Actually, sir, my name is Hugs Bunny. Or rather, that's the name of the character I am portraying. I am plainly a man in a bunny suit.
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Oh. I mean, look, TSTO gang! It's a guy in a bunny suit!
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Geez, everybody. Don't be so gullible. Did you REALLY believe that was the Easter Bunny? Because I sure didn't. Not for a second.
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Seriously, everybody, I think tapping on that phone all day is turning your brains to mush.
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As much fun as it is listening to you berate your loyal customers, I have work to do. You'll excuse me.
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| Task: "Make Hugs Bunny Check on Easter Eggs". The job takes 60 minutes.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Hugs, you are truly the most gifted performer the world has ever known.
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I own a bunny suit. That is the full extent of my talents.
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I've not even taken the time to develop an "act". Most four-year-olds find me woefully unprofessional.
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Let me be your agent, Hugs, and I promise you that within three years you'll be accepting the Oscar for Best Rabbit.
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There's no such thing, and even if there was, I would lose.
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See, the Oscars are a popularity contest, and I am famously difficult to work with.
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Because, when you get down to it, I am ashamed to be a man in a bunny suit.
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I believe in you, Hugs!
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Well, I don't.
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Task: "Reach Level 7 and Build the Blue House".
Task: "Make Hugs Bunny Work a Birthday Party". The job takes place at a Blue House and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Hugs Bunny's exclamation mark
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Another day, another mildly disappointed birthday party.
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Let me be your agent, Hugs. Don't you want to make the big bucks?
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If I felt I deserved them, yes. But again, I am a lazy hack.
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A lazy hack who deserves to be paid more for his art. I can get you what's right and fair.
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Then I will take 30%, leaving you with 70% of what's right and fair. Doesn't that sound fair?
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Not especially, but I'm tired of arguing. Go for it.
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| Task: "Make Hugs Bunny Fight for Fair Compensation". The job takes place at a Purple House and takes 24 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Bad news, Hugs. Some lawyers from Disney saw an ad I took out for you. They're suing you for stealing their character.
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Hugs bunny isn't a Disney character. I invented him!
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See, they did a movie with the Easter Bunny in it. So now they feel they own all holiday-themed rodents.
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They also claim to own the rights to Santa Claus, the Boogeyman, the emotion "love," Ronald Reagan and dreams.
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Oh, and in that same movie one character hugged another, so by using the name "Hugs," you're infringing on their intellectual property.
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Looks like Hugs is dead. Really sorry.
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You idiot!
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Task: "Reach Level 20 and Build the Town Hall".
Task: "Make Hugs Bunny Battle Homer". The job takes place at the Town Hall, requires Homer, and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Hugs Bunny's exclamation mark
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Hugs Bunny, you have been found guilty of assault, disturbing the peace, and resisting arrest.
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I hereby sentence you to twelve hours of community service, starting with an educational presentation at the local elementary school.
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Well, at least you're back in show business, Easter Bunny.
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I am NOT the Easter Bunny, you buffoon!
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| Task: "Make Hugs Bunny Give a Presentation to Children". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter
The quest name is a reference to the novel The Last Temptation of Christ.
