| Look What the Cat Dragged In
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Look What the Cat Dragged In is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Easter 2014 content update. It requires the Crazy Cat Lady to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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Welcome back to Springfield, Eleanor Abernathy!
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Aiiririarrr!
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Sorry, I didn't get that. Could you say it again, and maybe not hurl cats at me while you do?
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Gruiirahgruuugh!
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I know that behind that endless barrage of cats and babble lies the mind of an intelligent woman. I have to find a way to talk to you!
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Flumiiillirajodarnogh!
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Ow! Cats hurt, you know.
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| Task: "Make Crazy Cat Lady Throw Cats". The job takes 12 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on the Crazy Cat Lady's exclamation mark
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Aisiijelkrrr! Flamphumph!
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Eleanor Abernathy, graduate of Harvard Medical and Yale Law at age 24... reduced to this. So sad.
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Perhaps I can be of assistance!
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I believe I have found a way to communicate with this insane-but-somehow-ravishing-at-least-to-me-but-I'm-so-so-lonely person.
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Professor Frink! Do you like the Crazy Cat Lady?
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Nooooooooo... Or rather, yes, so much! It's comes with being immensely hard up, you see. Very logical!
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Ew.
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It is "ew!" No one knows more than I. Anyway, let me explain what my latest invention can do...
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| Task: "Make Crazy Cat Lady Polish her Degrees (With a Cat)". The job takes place at Crazy Cat House and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on the Crazy Cat Lady's exclamation mark
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You see, I believe that the Crazy Cat Lady's babblings are actually coherent thoughts, expressed in the language used by cats themselves.
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Blauidiioeummmmaaah!
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Good glayvin, you're intoxicating.
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That's incredible. But why, may I ask, did you invent a machine to speak cat?
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I was hired by the Defense Department to build an argon laser that could be fired from space.
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But a few screws in the wrong place, and boom -- cat translator.
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Now, Ms. Abernathy, if you would be so kind as to speak into the flayvin-moyvin, we'll begin.
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| Task: "Make Crazy Cat Lady Speak Cat". The job takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on the Crazy Cat Lady's exclamation mark
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Aiisenbloooossunaaai!
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Can your machine translate that, Professor? I must know what this brilliant woman is telling us!
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I believe the translation is coming through now...
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...CAT!...CAT GOOD DOG BAD!...
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Yes, Eleanor, we know you are fond of cats. We can understand you now. What do you want to say to us?
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...CAT! ALL CAT NO DOG NEVER DOG! CAT! THROW CAT! CAT CAT! THROW NO DOG BUT CAT THROW YES!
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Ow! Eleanor, there's no more need to throw cats -- you can express yourself through language! And, again, cats hurt.
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CAT THROW YOU DO CAT? CAT CAT! CAT CAT CAT! DOG BAD DOG GO NO CAT CAT DOG THROW NO CAT THROW!
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| Task: "Make Crazy Cat Lady Babble Incoherently". The job takes 60 minutes.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on the Crazy Cat Lady's exclamation mark
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CAT CAT THROW NO DOG DOG! ALWAYS CAT! MOUSE CHASE EAT MOUSE NO DOG BAD DOG!
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*sigh* Thanks for trying, Professor. I suppose the bright young woman that was Ms. Abernathy is gone for good. Bye.
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CAT NO NEVER BAD ALWAYS GOOD BUT DOG BAD! ... IS THE LITTLE GIRL GONE? EXCELLENT. NOW GATHER 'ROUND, MY FELINE ARMY.
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THAT WAS A NARROW ESCAPE, BUT THE HUMANS STILL HAVE NO KNOWLEDGE OF OUR PLANS.
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SOON THE HUMANS WILL FALL UNDER OUR CLAWS. THE EARTH -- AND ALL ITS PLUSH TOYS AND SCRATCH POSTS -- WILL BE OURS!!!
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FOR THE DAY OF MAN IS ENDING. AND TOMORROW WILL SEE THE DAWN OF THE PLANET OF THE CATS!!!
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| Task: "Make Crazy Cat Lady Plan a Cat Revolution". The job takes place at Crazy Cat House and takes 24 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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