The Simpsons: Tapped Out Treehouse of Horror XXXII content update/Welcome to Geriatric Park Gameplay

Everyone Old Is Old Again

After the user logs in on October 6th: Ah, Smithers, with autumn in the air, I'm once again reflecting on my mortality. Mostly how to avoid it. Sounds like someone needs another injection of bovine calf serum. Sadly, no. There's no calf young enough to renew my zip-zam-zoom. Don't fret, sir. I'm sure Springfield's greatest scientists and doctors have something up their lab coat sleeves. If the user has Smithers: Task: Make Smithers Assemble a Team of Geniuses (6s, Control Building or Cooling Towers) Task: Make Burns Interview Geniuses (6s, Control Building or Cooling Towers If the user has Dr. Hibbert: Task: Make Dr. Hibbert Pitch Supplements (6s, Control Building or Cooling Towers If the user has Dr. Nick: Task: Make Dr. Nick Pitch Plastic Surgery (6s, Control Building or Cooling Towers If the user has Professor Frink: Task: Make Frink Pitch Dinosaurs (6s, Control Building or Cooling Towers Task: Make Hank Scorpio Pitch the Elderly (6s, Control Building or Cooling Towers) Taking these supplements, fully endorsed by me, will completely restore your body. You'll look and feel like you're thirty again! Thirty?! I don't want to go back to my baby rattle and diaper days! I could offer my services. Plastic surgery is nifty! I don't care about looking good. I just want to live forever! And you will! We replace one body organ at a time with plastic parts. Tempting. But what else? One word: Dino-saurs! Unless that's two words. I'm not sure. What do dinosaurs have to do with my quest for immortality? They're really cool. Plus, there are no regulations against experimenting on things that are extinct. Eh...I'm not saying no. I'm saying "eh". What about you, young man? Stealing youth from the young? That's been done to death. I'm focusing my own research on the elderly. By extracting the elderly's fear of death into an injectable formula, we could actually repel death! Sounds like a lot of hogwash, but the elderly would be easier to keep caged than children. And they cost less than guinea pigs. Very well, let's roll the dice with dinosaurs and the elderly and see what happens. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Welcome to Geriatric Park

Welcome to Geriatric Park Pt. 1

After completing Everyone Old Is Old Again: Mr. Burns, what brings you all the way up the steps to City Hall? That would require working legs. Smithers carried me. I've decided to build a new version of Geriatric Park in Springfield. Apparently "permits" are needed? Just tell me how much. That's not how they work. You have to apply, then there are hearings, community reviews... *pulls out a wad of cash* Or I hand you a fist full of cash. Er...uh...permit granted! Task: Collect Fossil Skulls [x115] If the user has Quimby: Task: Make Quimby Stash the Cash (2h, Town Hall or Brown House) Task: Make Burns Acquire Permits for Geriatric Park (2h, Town Hall or Brown House) Mayor Quimby, why is Mr. Burns' new project skipping the permit approval process? You better listen to my eight-year-old. She knows the law! Um...er...it's part of our new initiative to promote tourism in Springfield. Geriatric Park will include a resort hotel and bring in big dollars for all businesses. Tourist drunks? They're way better than local drunks. I say: permits approved! I already approved them. I just wanted to feel like a big man. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Welcome to Geriatric Park Pt. 2

After completing Welcome to Geriatric Park Pt. 1: Welcome to Geriatric Park! A serene respite for the elderly and a relaxing haven for tourists. Also, there will be terrifying dinosaurs. Ugh...old people! Are you combining the elderly with the dinosaurs? No, definitely not...probably not...maybe...uh, no more questions! Grampa, are you going to stay here? Can I suck hard candy and watch Wheel of Fortune? All day and all night. I'd like to solve the puzzle: YES! *sigh* Task: Collect Fossil Skulls [x155] Task: Make Burns Unveil Geriatric Park (4h, Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers or Brown House) If the user has Smithers: Task: Make Smithers Invite the Elderly to Stay (4h, Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers or Brown House) If the user has Elderlies: Task: Make Elderly Visit Geriatric Park [x3] (4h, Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers or Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Welcome to Geriatric Park Pt. 3

After completing Welcome to Geriatric Park Pt. 2: Hi-diddly-ho, billionaire-arino! What are you doing here?! Just wanted to see what blasphemous abominations against God your devil scientists are cooking up. Devil scientists, eh? Smithers, you didn't tell me we had devil scientists. I don't believe devil scientists are actually a thing, sir. Oh, we're a thing. We're definitely a thing. *evil laugh* Task: Collect Fossil Skulls [x115] Task: Make Flanders Discover the Truth About Geriatric Park (2h, Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers or Brown House) Task: Make Burns Reveal Human-Dinosaur Hybrids (2h, Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers or Brown House) So you ARE creating human-dinosaur hybrids! Just an eensie-weensie couple. I don't think there's anything in the Bible against it. The Good Book was already too long. Some things had to be edited out. The Almighty would not approve. Truth be told, I just didn't think of it. I'd kinda like to see where this hybrid thing goes. *sigh* You love to test my faith, Lord. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Welcome to Geriatric Park Pt. 4

After completing Welcome to Geriatric Park Pt. 3: Eureka-noid! We've achieved a triumph of questionable science, with the chromosome manipulation and the splicing of the DNA-ayyy! Save your Frinkisms. What do you have for me? Just the greatest breakthrough since fire, the internet, and those candies that fizz in your mouth... Behold! Task: Collect Fossil Skulls [x155] If the user has Professor Frink: Task: Make Frink Present Grampasaurus (2h, Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers or Brown House) Task: Make Burns Marvel at His Lab's Work (2h, Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers or Brown House) If the user has Grampa: Task: Make Grampa Be Confused if He's a Dinosaur Now (2h, Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers or Brown House) I give you: Grampasaurus! Whose-a-ma-what-jit?! I'm a dinosaur now? No, I've cloned your cells and spliced them with a T-Rex. That hoyvin-hybrid is now immortal! I'm going to live forever? Hot-diggety-Dryptosaurus! You fool! You made it intelligent! There was no sign of brain activity in the test subject. What time does the five o'clock news come on again? Yes, that elderly brain is clearly dead. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Welcome to Geriatric Park Pt. 5

After completing Welcome to Geriatric Park Pt. 4: Thanks for creating me. Now let me go free. It's rampaging season! Not an option. You're locked in a 1,000% escape-proof enclosure. But I know the keypad code to the lock, and with my new human-sized claws I can release myself! I should have stuck with creating cat-dog hybrids. They're cuter and easier to crate train. Task: Collect Fossil Skulls [x195] Task: Capture Dinosaurs [x15] If the user has Grampasaurus: Task: Make Grampasaurus Start a Dinosaur Rampage (4h, Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers or Brown House) Task: Make Homer Run From Dinosaurs (4h, Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers or Brown House) If the user has Wiggum: Task: Make Wiggum Try to Arrest Dinosaurs (4h, Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers or Brown House) If the user has Professor Frink: Task: Make Frink Wonder How He Didn't See This Coming (4h, Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers or Brown House) Aaaah! Dinosaurs! HELP! Aaaah! Panicking citizens! HELP! You really didn't see this coming? Try looking through my eyeglasses. You'll know why I don't see anything coming. *tries on Frink's glasses* *moans* Stop the world from spinning. I'm getting sick! Quest reward: 200 and 20