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Principal Skinner: Empty your pockets!
Nelson Muntz: Fine whatever.
Principal Skinner: A "Burglar Buddy" master key and lockpick set!
Nelson: Uh... that was a Christmas gift! I don't even know what it does.

Nelson: I'm entitled to defend myself in front of a jury of my peers. Mrs. K taught us that in class.
Mrs. Krabappel: Holy cow! Sometimes they do listen to me!

Jimbo Jones: I say that conversation should be about feeding Lisa a knuckle sandwich.
Kearney Zzyzwicz: I have more than a reasonable doubt that we'd bully a girl. We're not animals.
Dolph Shapiro: Oh. Right.

Lisa: Ralph, why do you think Nelson is guilty?
Ralph Wiggum: Because everyone else does.
Lisa: Wendell?
Wendell Borton: I don't know. I just do.
Martin Prince: Nelson has pilfered milk money from many of us over the years.

Bart: Maybe it was Willie! He's steal those medals just to cheese off Skinner, and he has a master key! Not guilty!
Wendell: Me, too! Not guilty!

Dolph: I get blamed for stuff I didn't do all the time. I'll change my vote.
Kearney: Me, too. Not guilty.

Jimbo: I guess I wanted to punish Nelson to punish myself. I've been so bad for so long. I'm a very complex person once you get to know me.