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Adults/Kids is a song sung by a group of kids and a group of adults to conclude the episode "Wild Barts Can't Be Broken". It is a parody of the song "Kids" from the Broadway musical Bye, Bye, Birdie!, but unlike the other showtune parodies The Simpsons have done, this song actually uses the original melody of the song.

Lyrics

Kids: Adults!
Adults: Kids!
Kids: Adults!
Adults: Kids!
Kids: Adults!
Reverend Lovejoy: Kid's! You've had your fun now we've had our fill!
Homer: Yeah! You're only here cause Marge forgot her pill!
Chief Wiggum: Kid's! Your all just scandalizing, vandalising punks!
Krusty: Channel hoppin', Ritalin-poppin' monkeys! But please don't quit the fan club.
Marge: Kids! I can nag and nag 'till my hair turns blue!
Edna Krabappel: Kids! You've bumbed my smokes and don't say thank you!
Rod and Todd Flanders: Why can't you be like we are?
Adults: Oh what a bunch of brats!
Moe: We oughta drown you just like cats!
Bart: Adults, you run our lives like you're Colonel Clink!
Nelson: Adults! You strut around like your farts don't stink!
Lisa: Adults, your such a drooling, snoring, boozing, boring bunch! Surley mennie, Three-martini lunchers!
Ralph: I just ate a thumb tack.
Milhouse: Adults, there always telling us to-
Grampa grabs Milhouse
Grampa: SHUT YOUR TRAPS!!!
Jasper: Eh, were fed up with all you whipersnaps.
A group of seniors show up
Seniors: Were trying to get some sleep here, it's almost six fifteen. What's the matter with-
Adults: Don't you treat us like-
Kids: Can't you just lay off-
Seniors: We're sick of all of you-
All: Kiiiiids tooooday!