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'''Welcome to Moe's''' is a song sung by [[Marge]], [[Bart]], [[Lisa]], and [[Moe]] in the episode [[Mommie Beerest]].  The music was composed by [[Alf Clausen]] and the lyrics by [[Michael Price]].  It is the twenty-fifth track on the album [[The Simpsons: Testify]].
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{{Song
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|name = "Welcome to Moe's"
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|image = [[File:Welcome to Moe's.png|250px]]
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|singers = [[Julie Kavner]]<br>[[Hank Azaria]]<br>[[Nancy Cartwright]]<br>[[Yeardley Smith]]
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|characters = [[Marge Simpson]]<br>[[Moe Szyslak]]<br>[[Bart Simpson]]<br>[[Lisa Simpson]]
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|length = 0:42
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|writer = '''Lyrics:''' [[Michael Price]]<br>'''Music:''' [[Alf Clausen]]
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|album = ''[[The Simpsons: Testify]]''
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|appearance = "[[Mommie Beerest]]"
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}}
  
==Lyrics==
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'''"Welcome to Moe's"''' is a song sung by [[Marge]], [[Bart]], [[Lisa]], and [[Moe]] when Marge was convincing Moe to change his bar into a British pub.
:'''Marge''':
 
:''Maybe some cheerier pink would make this place less of a dive.''
 
 
 
:'''Moe''':
 
:''Marge, my customers don't like themselves, therefore, they seek the darkness.''
 
 
 
:(''patrons groan'')
 
 
 
:'''Marge''':
 
:''Well, as fabulous as your regulars are, a remodel might bring in a higher class of lush.''
 
 
 
:'''Moe''':
 
:''Look, I like Moe's the way it is, alright, and I ain't changin' it for any dames, skirts, Suzy Qs, or facemacer.''
 
 
 
:'''Marge''':
 
:''I had a feeling you'd say that. So I prepared something that might help you change your tune.''
 
  
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== Lyrics ==
 
:This place is a diamond,
 
:This place is a diamond,
 
:But it's trapped in the rough.
 
:But it's trapped in the rough.
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:So why don't we all--
 
:So why don't we all--
 
:''Ah, screw it, let's get renovating.''
 
:''Ah, screw it, let's get renovating.''
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== Behind the Laughter ==
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The music was composed by [[Alf Clausen]] and the lyrics by [[Michael Price]]. It is the twenty-fifth track on the album ''[[The Simpsons: Testify]]''.
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== Appearances ==
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*{{ep|Mommie Beerest}}
  
 
[[Category:Songs]]
 
[[Category:Songs]]

Revision as of 11:29, March 28, 2018

"Welcome to Moe's"
Welcome to Moe's.png
Song Information
Singers: Julie Kavner
Hank Azaria
Nancy Cartwright
Yeardley Smith
Characters: Marge Simpson
Moe Szyslak
Bart Simpson
Lisa Simpson
Length: 0:42
Writer(s): Lyrics: Michael Price
Music: Alf Clausen
Album: The Simpsons: Testify
Appearance(s): "Mommie Beerest"

"Welcome to Moe's" is a song sung by Marge, Bart, Lisa, and Moe when Marge was convincing Moe to change his bar into a British pub.

Lyrics

This place is a diamond,
But it's trapped in the rough.
Moe:
Yeah, well the sign still says "Moe's,"
So enough of your guff.
Marge:
Here's my new idea
To sell both beer and grub:
We will turn this filthy dive
Into a proper old-time British pub.
Moe:
A British bar?
Bart and Lisa:
(to the tune of "Rule Brittania")
Guards and meat pies,
And lager in pint glasses.
What a classy way
To get drunk off your asses!
Moe:
Hey, hold the phone! An English pub! That just might work!
All:
In song!
Moe:
Oh, my bar could be British instead of arm-pittish
So why don't we all--
Ah, screw it, let's get renovating.

Behind the Laughter

The music was composed by Alf Clausen and the lyrics by Michael Price. It is the twenty-fifth track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.

Appearances