Difference between revisions of "What Animated Women Want/Quotes"

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Homer: Keep it under your head guys. That I've got a date with a married woman.

Carl: So let me guess. Is it Marge?

Homer: Her husband's gonna be there too.

Lenny: Got it. You and Marge.

Homer: Give up? It's Marge. I'm having a lunch date with my wife

Lenny: Good one.

Carl: Yeah. You got us man.

Lisa: Milhouse, got anything good?

Milhouse: Sure. I've got goulash, schnitzel, salmagundi...

Lisa: Ooh, a cupcake.

Milhouse: Oh, yeah... Um... do you want it?

Lisa: Mm-hmm.

Homer: Once again, by eating alone, I have saved my marriage.

Sushi chef: Please enjoy, with my compliments. You can even eat the eyes.

Homer: Oh, Marge. Come to the garage. You know it'll be good 'cause I'm saying it in a singsong fashion.

Marge: (gasps) It's a snuggle dungeon.

Lisa: Milhouse, seeing you there saying nothing... it's the cutest you've ever been.

Milhouse: Uh...

Lisa: Hush, sweet boy. Let me get lost in the blue of your eyebrows.

Milhouse: Whatever. Did you bring me that sandwich what I sent you out for?

Lisa: It came with fries or salad.

Milhouse: Whichever you picked, you picked wrong.

Lisa: Well, I wasn't sure, so I got both. (chuckles) Who knows her little Milhouse?