Difference between revisions of "Into the Woods/Quotes"
Wikisimpsons - The Simpsons Wiki
Mythigator (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{tabQ}} {{WIP|Mythigator}} ---- :''<nowiki>[</nowiki>Bart, Lisa and Milhouse arrive at Kamp Krusty.]'' :'''Lisa''': Oh boy! How I love ...") |
Mythigator (talk | contribs) |
||
| Line 21: | Line 21: | ||
:'''Bart''': C'mon, Milhouse. Let's get away from these dorks and explore the deep woods. | :'''Bart''': C'mon, Milhouse. Let's get away from these dorks and explore the deep woods. | ||
:'''Milhouse''': Well ... Let's be sure to be back in time for lunch, okay? My mom says I'm a real bear when my blood sugar drops! ''[They leave the camp and head into the woods.]'' | :'''Milhouse''': Well ... Let's be sure to be back in time for lunch, okay? My mom says I'm a real bear when my blood sugar drops! ''[They leave the camp and head into the woods.]'' | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | :''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Bart]] and [[Milhouse]] are exploring the woods.]'' | ||
| + | :'''Bart''': This is what [[Kamp Krusty (location)|Kamp Krusty]] is all about, Milhouse! Not watching some prissy pageant about a bunch of losers with no sense of direction. | ||
| + | :'''Milhouse''': Yeah. Stupid pioneers! They make me so angry! | ||
| + | :'''Bart''': Just look at all these awesome trees! Each one different from the next! ''[after a brief pause]'' Okay. I've seen enough trees. I'm bored. | ||
| + | :'''Milhouse''': I'm getting hungry. Let's head back to camp, Bart. | ||
| + | :'''Bart''': ''[looking around]'' I thought we '''were''' heading back. | ||
| + | :'''Milhouse''': ''[also looking around]'' Uh, Bart ... None of this looks familiar. I think we're lost. | ||
| + | :'''Bart''': ''[angry]'' Yeah. All these idiotic pine trees look the same to me. | ||
| + | :''[They keep walking. Bart sees a bear partially visible behind some bushes.]'' | ||
| + | :'''Bart''': Hmmm. I don't remember passing that bear before, do you? | ||
| + | :'''Milhouse''': ''[scared]'' Did you say '''bear'''?!! | ||
| + | :''[They run away screaming. A wider view of the bear, however, reveals that it's actually a statue holding a sign with a no-smoking graphic and a caption reading "Keep your butts out of the forest". Bart and Milhouse, not seeing this, run further into the woods.]'' | ||
---- | ---- | ||
Revision as of 07:52, September 20, 2012
|
Work in Progress! A work in progress is being carried out on this page by Mythigator, and may undergo critical changes while this message remains in place. |
- [Bart, Lisa and Milhouse arrive at Kamp Krusty.]
- Lisa: Oh boy! How I love being close to all this nature! It just seems so ... natural!
- Bart: Ah! Kamp Krusty! All this fresh air is really gonna provide an uptick in my usual level of tomfoolery! I can't wait to explore every inch of this place!
- Milhouse: [rummaging through his backpack] I hope my mom packed my allergy medicine.
- [Martin comes out and greets the trio.]
- Martin: Lisa! Delighted to have you here! I'm staging a musical pageant that chronicles the adventures of the pioneers who settled the untamed wild of the Old West. I could really use your help!
- Lisa: Of course! Who doesn't love a historical pageant?!
- Bart: You got my vote. I doesn't.
- Lisa: [ignoring Bart] Tell me all about it, Martin!
- Martin: I've woven a rich tapestry of triumph and travails inspired bu the brutal hardships these brave souls endured.
- Bart: Oh, boo hoo! Some old dudes had "hardships". Who cares?!
- Martin: I care, Bart. I care enough to write a musical review that showcases their heroic struggle!
- Lisa: It sounds fascinating, Martin! You know, the Donner Party got lost on their way to California and resorted to cannibalism in order to survive!
- Bart: Were they too cheap to install GPS on their Conestoga wagons?
- Milhouse: Good one, Bart!
- Lisa: Don't pay any attention to them, Martin. They think "the Old West" is an actor who played Batman on TV. [gives Bart a dirty look] Get lost, Bart!
- Martin: Now, now, Lisa. One must never stoop to the level of the Philistines.
- Bart: C'mon, Milhouse. Let's get away from these dorks and explore the deep woods.
- Milhouse: Well ... Let's be sure to be back in time for lunch, okay? My mom says I'm a real bear when my blood sugar drops! [They leave the camp and head into the woods.]
- [Bart and Milhouse are exploring the woods.]
- Bart: This is what Kamp Krusty is all about, Milhouse! Not watching some prissy pageant about a bunch of losers with no sense of direction.
- Milhouse: Yeah. Stupid pioneers! They make me so angry!
- Bart: Just look at all these awesome trees! Each one different from the next! [after a brief pause] Okay. I've seen enough trees. I'm bored.
- Milhouse: I'm getting hungry. Let's head back to camp, Bart.
- Bart: [looking around] I thought we were heading back.
- Milhouse: [also looking around] Uh, Bart ... None of this looks familiar. I think we're lost.
- Bart: [angry] Yeah. All these idiotic pine trees look the same to me.
- [They keep walking. Bart sees a bear partially visible behind some bushes.]
- Bart: Hmmm. I don't remember passing that bear before, do you?
- Milhouse: [scared] Did you say bear?!!
- [They run away screaming. A wider view of the bear, however, reveals that it's actually a statue holding a sign with a no-smoking graphic and a caption reading "Keep your butts out of the forest". Bart and Milhouse, not seeing this, run further into the woods.]
