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[Chief Wiggum is explaining to new recruits how to use the monitors]

Chief Wiggum: "Now just follow a little formula called PB&J, pear at the monitor, be judgmental and jot it down. And one way to remember that is ABC, Always Be Considering PB&J, but the single most important rule is the four 'a's, Always Act According to ABC."

Marge: "That's not Sesame Street, that's a gay bar."

[Shauna is making out with Jimbo but they both freak out when they hear a voice coming from somewhere]

Jimbo: "Come on baby it's just a voice."

Flanders: "...Like God created the Devil."

Homer: "God create the devil? Finally he did something cool!"

Queen Elizabeth II: "I'll miss that Ralph Wiggum. He reminds me of my boy."

Prince Charles: "Mommy, my cat's breath smells like cat food."

Mr. Burns: "Just find the biggest idiot on our payroll and slip it in his bag."

[Chief Wiggum is using the police monitors to spy on Edna Krabappel sunbathing topless]

Lou: "Chief I think we got miss use police equipment on ZZ99"

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