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* The chief constable shall receive one pig every month and two comely lasses of virtue true <ref name="[[Marge vs. the Monorail]]">"[[Marge vs. the Monorail]]"</ref> | * The chief constable shall receive one pig every month and two comely lasses of virtue true <ref name="[[Marge vs. the Monorail]]">"[[Marge vs. the Monorail]]"</ref> | ||
* If food stuff should touch the ground, said food stuff should be turned over to the village idiot <ref name="[[Lisa's Rival]]">"[[Lisa's Rival]]"</ref> | * If food stuff should touch the ground, said food stuff should be turned over to the village idiot <ref name="[[Lisa's Rival]]">"[[Lisa's Rival]]"</ref> | ||
| − | * Ducks shall wear long pants <ref name="[[Homer vs. | + | * Ducks shall wear long pants <ref name="[[Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment]]">[[Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment]]</ref> |
=== Laws on legality === | === Laws on legality === | ||
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*It is illegal for movie producers not to wear puffy director's pants.<ref>"[[Radioactive Man]]"</ref> | *It is illegal for movie producers not to wear puffy director's pants.<ref>"[[Radioactive Man]]"</ref> | ||
*It is illegal to operate a Class-9 Vehicle (e.g. skateboard) without pads and a helmet<ref name="[[The Springfield Connection]]">"[[The Springfield Connection]]"</ref> | *It is illegal to operate a Class-9 Vehicle (e.g. skateboard) without pads and a helmet<ref name="[[The Springfield Connection]]">"[[The Springfield Connection]]"</ref> | ||
| − | * Spirituous beverages are hereby prohibited in Springfield under penalty of catapult (200 years ago, lated appealed 1 year later)<ref name="[[Homer vs. | + | * Spirituous beverages are hereby prohibited in Springfield under penalty of catapult (200 years ago, lated appealed 1 year later)<ref name="[[Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment]]"/> |
* It is a misdemeanor to destroy historic curiosities<ref name="[[Lisa the Skeptic]]">[[Lisa the Skeptic]]</ref> | * It is a misdemeanor to destroy historic curiosities<ref name="[[Lisa the Skeptic]]">[[Lisa the Skeptic]]</ref> | ||
* Curfew on the young and later, anyone under 70. (later repelled) <ref name="[[Wild Barts Can't be Broken]]">[[Wild Barts Can't Be Broken]]</ref> | * Curfew on the young and later, anyone under 70. (later repelled) <ref name="[[Wild Barts Can't be Broken]]">[[Wild Barts Can't Be Broken]]</ref> | ||
Revision as of 16:29, August 10, 2012
Springfield has a variety of laws that are not found in other parts of the state or the US.
Laws
Town Charter
- The charter starts with "We the People of Springfield" and is signed by six people, including Jebediah Springfield[1]
- The chief constable shall receive one pig every month and two comely lasses of virtue true [2]
- If food stuff should touch the ground, said food stuff should be turned over to the village idiot [3]
- Ducks shall wear long pants [4]
Laws on legality
- It is illegal to mail threatening letters [5]
- It is illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling [5]
- Casino gambling is legal [6]
- No mercury dumping without permit [7]
- It is a crime to tease the fast food order box [8]
- It is illegal for movie producers not to wear puffy director's pants.[9]
- It is illegal to operate a Class-9 Vehicle (e.g. skateboard) without pads and a helmet[10]
- Spirituous beverages are hereby prohibited in Springfield under penalty of catapult (200 years ago, lated appealed 1 year later)[4]
- It is a misdemeanor to destroy historic curiosities[11]
- Curfew on the young and later, anyone under 70. (later repelled) [12]
- On duty cops are prohibited from wearing control top panty hose [13]
- Must have a permit to dump crud in the ocean[14]
- Should the Mayor abdicate, a council of learned citizens shall rule in his stead[1]
- It's unlawful for a man to be hatless during daylight hours [15]
- It's illegal to tie a alliagator to a fire hydrant[15]
- Five kicks of the same can is considered illegally transporting litter.[15]
Propositions
- 24 - Illegal Immigrants are to be deported [16]
- 104 - Homer Out of Springfield[17]
- 217 - Vote on Casinos [18]
- 232 and 242 - votes on children's rights.[19]
- 304 - Polls will become legally binding [20]
- 305 - Discount bus fares for war widows[21]
References
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