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Difference between revisions of "The Simpsons Movie/Quotes"

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:'''[[Marge Simpson]]''': "Homer, they can hear you inside!"
 
:'''[[Marge Simpson]]''': "Homer, they can hear you inside!"
 
:'''[[Homer Simpson]]''': "Relax, those pious morons are too busy talking to their phony baloney God." [opens door to see everybody looking at him]
 
:'''[[Homer Simpson]]''': "Relax, those pious morons are too busy talking to their phony baloney God." [opens door to see everybody looking at him]
 
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:'''[[Abraham Simpson|Grampa Simpson]]''': "Beware, BEWARE! Time is short, Eeeepa, Eeeepa, EEEEEPA!" Believe me! BELIEVE MEEEEEEE!!
 
:'''[[Abraham Simpson|Grampa Simpson]]''': "Beware, BEWARE! Time is short, Eeeepa, Eeeepa, EEEEEPA!" Believe me! BELIEVE MEEEEEEE!!
  
 
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:'''[[Homer Simpson]]''': [to the tune of the Spiderman theme song] "Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig. Does whatever a Spider-Pig does. Can he swing, from a web? No he can't, he's a pig. Look out! He is a Spider-Pig."
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:'''[[Homer Simpson]]''': "Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig. Does whatever a Spider-Pig does. Can he swing, from a web? No he can't, he's a pig. Look out! He is a Spider-Pig."... He's not Spider-Pig any more, he's Harry Plopper.
 
 
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:'''[[Homer Simpson]]''': "He's not Spider-Pig any more, he's Harry Plopper."
 
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:[''after Springfield has been sealed in a dome'']
 
:[''after Springfield has been sealed in a dome'']
:'''Homer''': D'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHME!
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''':DDDDD'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMEEEEE!'''
  
 
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:'''Homer''': [looking at the anger mob] Marge! Look! Those idiots don't even know where we live!
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:'''Homer''': [looking at the angry mob] Marge! Look! Those idiots don't even know where we live!
 
:'''Mob''': [turns around] Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!
 
:'''Mob''': [turns around] Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!
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:'''Bart''': The-the treasure of Ima Weiner.
 
:'''Bart''': The-the treasure of Ima Weiner.
 
:'''Cargill''': I'm a weiner?
 
:'''Cargill''': I'm a weiner?
 
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''Homer and Bart laugh and cry "Classic!" Russ comments "Leave em laughing but is killed by Maggie prompting Homer to say "Maggie. What a great little accident YOU turned out to be!"''
 
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:'''Homer''': Ok, boy, Time for the ultimate dare. I dare you to skate all the way to Krusty Burger and back...naked.
 
:'''Homer''': Ok, boy, Time for the ultimate dare. I dare you to skate all the way to Krusty Burger and back...naked.

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Ralph Wiggum: "I like men now!"

Homer Simpson: (inside a movie theater) "BORING!"
Lisa Simpson: "Dad, we can't see the movie"
Homer Simpson: "I can't believe we're paying for something we can get on TV for free. If you ask me, everybody in this theater is a giant sucker, especially YOU! "[points to audience/viewer]

[The family is late for Church]
Marge Simpson: "I hate being late."
Homer Simpson: "I hate going. Why can't I worship the lord in my own way, like praying like hell in my deathbed?"
Marge Simpson: "Homer, they can hear you inside!"
Homer Simpson: "Relax, those pious morons are too busy talking to their phony baloney God." [opens door to see everybody looking at him]
Homer: "How ya doin'? Peace be with you. Praise Jebus!"

[Grampa in church]
Abraham Simpson: "People of Springfield, HEED THIS WARNING. Twisted tail, a thousand eyes, TRAPPED FOREVER.
[Grampa falls down and makes babbling noises]
Lisa: "Dad, do something!"
Homer: [flipping through Bible] "But this book doesn't have any answers!"
Grampa Simpson: "Beware, BEWARE! Time is short, Eeeepa, Eeeepa, EEEEEPA!" Believe me! BELIEVE MEEEEEEE!!



Lisa: "Milhouse, you don't care about the environment."
Milhouse: "HEY, I am VERY passionate about the Planet!"
Nelson Muntz: [threatening to beat up Milhouse] "Say Global Warming is a myth!"
Milhouse: "IT'S A MYTH, further study is needed!"
[Nelson punches Milhouse]
Nelson Muntz: "That's for selling out your beliefs." [runs off]

Marge Simpson: "A thousand eyes... what could that be?"
Abraham Simpson: "Hmmmm, I'm pretty sure a thousand is a number..."

Homer Simpson: "Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig. Does whatever a Spider-Pig does. Can he swing, from a web? No he can't, he's a pig. Look out! He is a Spider-Pig."... He's not Spider-Pig any more, he's Harry Plopper.
[after Springfield has been sealed in a dome]

:DDDDD'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMEEEEE!


Homer: [looking at the angry mob] Marge! Look! Those idiots don't even know where we live!
Mob: [turns around] Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!
Homer: D'... [is killed]

Lisa: [to Colin] I'd never my life would have an absolutely perfect moment, but this ---
Bart: [singing] Lisa's got a boyfriend that she'll never see again!
Lisa: [punches Bart in the face] Perfect.

Bart: [to Cargill] Wait! If you kill my father, you'll never know where the treasure is buried!
Cargill: What treasure?!
Bart: The-the treasure of Ima Weiner.
Cargill: I'm a weiner?

Homer and Bart laugh and cry "Classic!" Russ comments "Leave em laughing but is killed by Maggie prompting Homer to say "Maggie. What a great little accident YOU turned out to be!"


Homer: Ok, boy, Time for the ultimate dare. I dare you to skate all the way to Krusty Burger and back...naked.
Bart: How naked?
Homer: Fourth base.
Bart: But girls might see my doodle.
Homer: Oh, I see. Then I declare you chicken for life. Every morning I'll say 'Good Morning, Chicken.' Then at your wedding, I'll sing (also holding up the middle finger) "Bawk Bawk Ba-Bawk, Bawk Bawk Baw- (sees Bart skating naked) Bawk?

Homer: You can't kill him if he's wearing people clothes!