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:''[In the Simpson house, [[Marge]] has been acting strangely all morning: Cutting things out of the newspaper, running the vacuum cleaner during [[Homer]]'s phone conversation with [[Lenny]] (which keeps him from hearing about something big and annual), and now smoking a cigarette. Homer is suspicious when she doesn't want him to open the front door to let fresh air into the house.]'' | :''[In the Simpson house, [[Marge]] has been acting strangely all morning: Cutting things out of the newspaper, running the vacuum cleaner during [[Homer]]'s phone conversation with [[Lenny]] (which keeps him from hearing about something big and annual), and now smoking a cigarette. Homer is suspicious when she doesn't want him to open the front door to let fresh air into the house.]'' | ||
| − | :''' | + | :'''Homer''': "What's wrong with you? What are you trying to hide from me? ''[opens the front door and sniffs]'' What's that smell? Onions ... chili powder ... cumin ... juicy ground chuck? Oh, my God, I'm missing the Chili Cook-Off! ''[whining and fidgeting]'' I'm missing the Cook-Off, it's going on right now, and I'm missing it!" |
:'''Marge''': "All right! I '''was''' trying to keep it from you! But I had a good reason. Every time you go to that Cook-Off you get as drunk as a poet on payday!" | :'''Marge''': "All right! I '''was''' trying to keep it from you! But I had a good reason. Every time you go to that Cook-Off you get as drunk as a poet on payday!" | ||
:''[Flashback to last year's Chili Cook-Off. People are shocked as a naked Homer is cavorting in the cotton candy machine.]'' | :''[Flashback to last year's Chili Cook-Off. People are shocked as a naked Homer is cavorting in the cotton candy machine.]'' | ||
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:'''Homer''': "Well, of course everything looks bad when you '''remember''' it!" | :'''Homer''': "Well, of course everything looks bad when you '''remember''' it!" | ||
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| − | :''[Homer interrupts [[Marge]] while she's looking at [[Lenny]]'s crafts booth.]'' | + | :''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Homer]] interrupts [[Marge]] while she's looking at [[Lenny]]'s crafts booth.]'' |
:'''Homer''': "Maaaaaarrge! We're missing the chili! Less artsy, more fartsy!" | :'''Homer''': "Maaaaaarrge! We're missing the chili! Less artsy, more fartsy!" | ||
| − | :''' | + | :'''Marge''': "Homer, I happen to like handicrafts much more than stuffing my face." |
:'''Homer''': "Fine, I'll come find you when I'm ready to stop having fun." | :'''Homer''': "Fine, I'll come find you when I'm ready to stop having fun." | ||
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| − | :''[While Homer goes to the chili, [[Marge]] takes in the square dancing. [[Smithers]] approaches her.]'' | + | :''[While [[Homer]] goes to the chili, [[Marge]] takes in the square dancing. [[Smithers]] approaches her.]'' |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Smithers''': "Evenin', little lady. Ya reckon a square could get a dance?" |
:'''Marge''': "It looks so complicated. Do you know how?" | :'''Marge''': "It looks so complicated. Do you know how?" | ||
:'''Smithers''': "Ma'am, I wouldn't honk the honk if I couldn't tonk the tonk." | :'''Smithers''': "Ma'am, I wouldn't honk the honk if I couldn't tonk the tonk." | ||
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:'''[[Krusty]]''': "His ears if we're lucky!" | :'''[[Krusty]]''': "His ears if we're lucky!" | ||
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| − | :'''Homer''': ''[hallucinating due to the peppers]'' "I hope I didn't brain my damage." | + | :'''[[Homer]]''': ''[hallucinating due to the peppers]'' "I hope I didn't brain my damage." |
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:'''[[Spirit Guide|Coyote]]''': "There is a lesson you must learn." | :'''[[Spirit Guide|Coyote]]''': "There is a lesson you must learn." | ||
| − | :'''Homer''': "If it's about laying off the [[Guatemalan Insanity Pepper|insanity peppers]], I'm way ahead of you." | + | :'''[[Homer]]''': "If it's about laying off the [[Guatemalan Insanity Pepper|insanity peppers]], I'm way ahead of you." |
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:''[The next morning, [[Homer]] wakes up on a golf course and attempts to rationalize his chili hallucination.]'' | :''[The next morning, [[Homer]] wakes up on a golf course and attempts to rationalize his chili hallucination.]'' | ||
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:'''Homer''': "Damn straight!" | :'''Homer''': "Damn straight!" | ||
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| − | :''[In search for his soul mate, Homer calls a Personals ad.]'' | + | :''[In search for his soul mate, [[Homer]] calls a Personals ad.]'' |
:'''Homer''': "Hello? Is this ..uh... G B M? Uh, yeah. I read in the personals you were seeking a soulmate. Well, I also like rainy days and movies. Uh-huh ... ''[apprehensively]'' uh, no, I don't like that ... or that ... No, it's not that I'm afraid. ''[now speaking very quickly]'' I'm gonna hang up now, bye-bye!" | :'''Homer''': "Hello? Is this ..uh... G B M? Uh, yeah. I read in the personals you were seeking a soulmate. Well, I also like rainy days and movies. Uh-huh ... ''[apprehensively]'' uh, no, I don't like that ... or that ... No, it's not that I'm afraid. ''[now speaking very quickly]'' I'm gonna hang up now, bye-bye!" | ||
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| − | :''[Homer is in the [[E.A.R.L.|lighthouse]], and his silhouette is being projected into the sky by the lighthouse's lamp.]'' | + | :''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Homer]] is in the [[E.A.R.L.|lighthouse]], and his silhouette is being projected into the sky by the lighthouse's lamp.]'' |
:'''[[Bart]]''': ''[looking out a window and seeing the silhouette]'' "Hey, look! Is that Dad?" | :'''[[Bart]]''': ''[looking out a window and seeing the silhouette]'' "Hey, look! Is that Dad?" | ||
:'''[[Lisa]]''': "Either that, or Batman's really let himself go!" | :'''[[Lisa]]''': "Either that, or Batman's really let himself go!" | ||
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- [In the Simpson house, Marge has been acting strangely all morning: Cutting things out of the newspaper, running the vacuum cleaner during Homer's phone conversation with Lenny (which keeps him from hearing about something big and annual), and now smoking a cigarette. Homer is suspicious when she doesn't want him to open the front door to let fresh air into the house.]
- Homer: "What's wrong with you? What are you trying to hide from me? [opens the front door and sniffs] What's that smell? Onions ... chili powder ... cumin ... juicy ground chuck? Oh, my God, I'm missing the Chili Cook-Off! [whining and fidgeting] I'm missing the Cook-Off, it's going on right now, and I'm missing it!"
- Marge: "All right! I was trying to keep it from you! But I had a good reason. Every time you go to that Cook-Off you get as drunk as a poet on payday!"
- [Flashback to last year's Chili Cook-Off. People are shocked as a naked Homer is cavorting in the cotton candy machine.]
- Homer: [drunk, slurred speech] "Look at me! I'm a puffy pink cloud!"
- [Return to present.]
- Homer: "Well, of course everything looks bad when you remember it!"
- [Homer interrupts Marge while she's looking at Lenny's crafts booth.]
- Homer: "Maaaaaarrge! We're missing the chili! Less artsy, more fartsy!"
- Marge: "Homer, I happen to like handicrafts much more than stuffing my face."
- Homer: "Fine, I'll come find you when I'm ready to stop having fun."
- [While Homer goes to the chili, Marge takes in the square dancing. Smithers approaches her.]
- Smithers: "Evenin', little lady. Ya reckon a square could get a dance?"
- Marge: "It looks so complicated. Do you know how?"
- Smithers: "Ma'am, I wouldn't honk the honk if I couldn't tonk the tonk."
- Chief Wiggum: "That Homer Simpson! He thinks he is the Pope of Chilitown!"
- [Homer's first taste of Chief Wiggum's chili burns his mouth due to Wiggum's including a bunch of Guatemalan Insanity Peppers in his recipe. Homer returns with his mouth protected by candle wax, then casually gulps down several of the peppers while a shocked crowd watches.]
- Mayor Quimby: "Good Lord, this can't be happening!"
- Dr. Hibbert: "By all medical logic, steam should be shooting out of his ears."
- Krusty: "His ears if we're lucky!"
- Homer: [hallucinating due to the peppers] "I hope I didn't brain my damage."
- Coyote: "There is a lesson you must learn."
- Homer: "If it's about laying off the insanity peppers, I'm way ahead of you."
- [The next morning, Homer wakes up on a golf course and attempts to rationalize his chili hallucination.]
- Homer: "Huh? Golf course? Did I dream that whole thing? Maybe the desert was just this sand trap. Oh, and I bet that crazy pyramid was just the pro shop. [The pro shop is shaped like a giant pyramid.] And that talking coyote was really just a talking dog."
- Dog: "Hi, Homer. Find your soulmate!"
- Homer: "Hey, wait a minute! There's no such thing as a talking dog."
- Dog: [barks]
- Homer: "Damn straight!"
- [In search for his soul mate, Homer calls a Personals ad.]
- Homer: "Hello? Is this ..uh... G B M? Uh, yeah. I read in the personals you were seeking a soulmate. Well, I also like rainy days and movies. Uh-huh ... [apprehensively] uh, no, I don't like that ... or that ... No, it's not that I'm afraid. [now speaking very quickly] I'm gonna hang up now, bye-bye!"
- [Homer is in the lighthouse, and his silhouette is being projected into the sky by the lighthouse's lamp.]
- Bart: [looking out a window and seeing the silhouette] "Hey, look! Is that Dad?"
- Lisa: "Either that, or Batman's really let himself go!"
- [In the lighthouse, Marge catches up to Homer and they patch up their differences.]
- Homer: "Wow, Marge, you really do understand me. See, I thought we weren't soulmates because ..."
- Marge: [completing Homer's sentence] "We had a fight?"
- Homer: "Right, and we don't like the same things. It's like you're from Venus ..."
- Marge: "And you're from Mars."
- Homer: "Oh, sure, give me the one with all the monsters."
