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− | '''Bart's | + | '''Bart's Prank Calls''' occur when [[Bart Simpson]] makes a prank phone call to someone. Occasionally other people are involved as well. |
− | [[Moe]] is the frequent target of | + | [[Moe]] is the frequent target of Bart's prank phone calls. Usually Bart calls [[Moe's Tavern]] and asks for an individual by his or her name. Unbeknownst to Moe, the name is a pun or double entendre, which Bart hides by saying the last name first when he tells Moe who he's calling for. The joke is revealed when Moe calls the person's name aloud, saying their first name (or initials) first, and the last name last. |
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+ | Sometimes Bart plays the pranks by methods other than over the phone, but the general idea is the same. | ||
==Calls== | ==Calls== | ||
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| style="text-align: center"|'''Name''' | | style="text-align: center"|'''Name''' | ||
| style="text-align: center"|'''Pun''' | | style="text-align: center"|'''Pun''' | ||
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|Amanda Hugginkiss | |Amanda Hugginkiss | ||
− | |A man to hug and kiss<ref name="[[New Kid on the Block]]">''[[New Kid on the Block]]''</ref> | + | |A man to hug and kiss<ref name="[[New Kid on the Block]]">''[[New Kid on the Block]]''</ref>. |
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+ | Bart plays the prank in order to ruin [[Jimbo Jones]]'s date with [[Laura Powers]]. Bart then tells Moe Jimbo's name and address, and Moe runs to the house and bursts in brandishing a knife, effectively ending the date. | ||
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|Ivana Tinkle | |Ivana Tinkle | ||
− | |I wanna tinkle | + | |I wanna tinkle<ref name="[[New Kid on the Block]]">''[[New Kid on the Block]]''</ref>. |
− | |Laura Powers | + | |Laura Powers actually makes this prank call, with help from Bart. |
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|[[Hugh Jass]] | |[[Hugh Jass]] | ||
− | |Huge ass<ref name="[[Flaming Moe's]]">''[[Flaming Moe's]]''</ref> | + | |Huge ass<ref name="[[Flaming Moe's]]">''[[Flaming Moe's]]''</ref>. |
− | | | + | |Backfires, because there really is a person in the bar named Hugh Jass. |
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|Anita Bath | |Anita Bath | ||
− | |I need a | + | |I need a bath<ref name="[[The PTA Disbands]]">''[[The PTA Disbands]]''</ref>. |
− | | | + | |Roll-call prank. [[Moe]] is substitute-teaching in Bart's class. Bart adds the prank names to the list of students in the class, and when Moe calls the roll, the effect is the same as when he calls out the names in the bar. |
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+ | |Maya Buttreeks | ||
+ | |My butt reeks<ref name="[[The PTA Disbands]]">''[[The PTA Disbands]]''</ref>. | ||
+ | |Another roll-call prank, as above. | ||
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|I.P. Freely | |I.P. Freely | ||
− | |I pee freely<ref name="[[Homer's Odyssey]]">''[[Homer's Odyssey]]''</ref> | + | |I pee freely<ref name="[[Homer's Odyssey]]">''[[Homer's Odyssey]]''</ref>. |
− | |This prank | + | |This prank is later reused by drunken fraternity boys in a prank call to [[Kent Brockman]] about a fight in [[Springfield]] involving a giant lizard. Brockman doesn't realize he's been had until he says the caller's name on the air. |
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|Jacques Strap | |Jacques Strap | ||
− | | | + | |Jockstrap<ref name="[[Moaning Lisa]]">''[[Moaning Lisa]]''</ref>. |
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|Al Coholic | |Al Coholic | ||
− | |Alcoholic<ref name="[[Some Enchanted Evening]]">''[[Some Enchanted Evening]]''</ref> | + | |Alcoholic<ref name="[[Some Enchanted Evening]]">''[[Some Enchanted Evening]]''</ref>. |
|The show's first prank call. | |The show's first prank call. | ||
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− | |Oliver | + | |Oliver Klozoff |
− | |All of her clothes off<ref name="[[Some Enchanted Evening]]"/> | + | |All of her clothes off<ref name="[[Some Enchanted Evening]]"/>. |
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|Seymour Butz | |Seymour Butz | ||
− | |See more butts<ref name="[[One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish]]">''[[One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish]]''</ref> | + | |See more butts<ref name="[[One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish]]">''[[One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish]]''</ref>. |
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|Homer Sexual | |Homer Sexual | ||
− | |Homosexual<ref name="[[Principal Charming]]">''[[Principal Charming]]''</ref> | + | |Homosexual<ref name="[[Principal Charming]]">''[[Principal Charming]]''</ref>. |
− | | | + | |Bart plays this prank when he's in Principal Skinner's office and is supposed to call [[Homer]]. When Homer misunderstands the situation, he suspects that Skinner may be gay. |
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|Mike Rotch | |Mike Rotch | ||
− | |My Crotch<ref name="[[Blood Feud]]">''[[Blood Feud]]''</ref> | + | |My Crotch<ref name="[[Blood Feud]]">''[[Blood Feud]]''</ref>. |
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|Bea O'Problem | |Bea O'Problem | ||
− | | | + | |B. O. Problem<ref name="[[Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk]]">''[[Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk]]''</ref>. |
− | | | + | | In this context, "B.O." is short for "body odor." |
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|Haywood U. Cuddleme | |Haywood U. Cuddleme | ||
− | |Hey, would you cuddle me<ref name="[[Helter Shelter]]">''[[Helter Shelter]]''</ref> | + | |Hey, would you cuddle me<ref name="[[Helter Shelter]]">''[[Helter Shelter]]''</ref>? |
− | | | + | |The Simpsons are in a reality show where they're living with 19th-century technology, so Bart plays the prank via telegraph (sending it in Morse code). |
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− | | | + | | N/A |
− | |I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt<ref name="[[Treehouse of Horror II]]">''[[Treehouse of Horror II]]''</ref> | + | |I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt<ref name="[[Treehouse of Horror II]]">''[[Treehouse of Horror II]]''</ref>. |
− | | | + | | The prank takes place during a ''Treehouse of Horror'' story where Bart has vast mind powers and can make everyone do whatever he wants -- including, in Moe's case, going along with a blindingly obvious prank call. |
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|Eura Snotball | |Eura Snotball | ||
− | |You're a Snotball<ref name="[[Bart on the Road]]">''[[Bart on the Road]]''</ref> | + | |You're a Snotball<ref name="[[Bart on the Road]]">''[[Bart on the Road]]''</ref>. |
− | | | + | |Homer actually attempts this prank, but it backfires when Moe repeats the name while he's still on the phone. |
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|Ollie Tabooger | |Ollie Tabooger | ||
− | |I'll eat a Booger<ref name="[[Homer the Moe]]">''[[Homer the Moe]]''</ref> | + | |I'll eat a Booger<ref name="[[Homer the Moe]]">''[[Homer the Moe]]''</ref>. |
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|Ahmed Adoudi | |Ahmed Adoudi | ||
− | |I made a doodie<ref name="[[24 Minutes]]">''[[24 Minutes]]''</ref> | + | |I made a doodie<ref name="[[24 Minutes]]">''[[24 Minutes]]''</ref>. |
− | | | + | |[[Jack Bauer]].is the victim of this prank. |
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|Maya Normousbutt | |Maya Normousbutt | ||
− | |My Enormous Butt<ref name="[[Lost Verizon]]">''[[Lost Verizon]]''</ref> | + | |My Enormous Butt<ref name="[[Lost Verizon]]">''[[Lost Verizon]]''</ref>. |
− | | | + | |Bart plays this prank while calling Hawaii on a stolen cell phone. |
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|Drew P. Wiener | |Drew P. Wiener | ||
− | |Droopy Weiner<ref name="[[Lost Verizon]]">''[[Lost Verizon]]''</ref> | + | |Droopy Weiner<ref name="[[Lost Verizon]]">''[[Lost Verizon]]''</ref>. |
− | | | + | |Bart plays this prank while calling Australia on a stolen cell phone. |
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|Olav Myfriendsaregay | |Olav Myfriendsaregay | ||
− | |All of my friends are gay<ref name="[[Lost Verizon]]">''[[Lost Verizon]]''</ref> | + | |All of my friends are gay<ref name="[[Lost Verizon]]">''[[Lost Verizon]]''</ref>. |
− | | | + | |Bart plays this prank while calling Hawaii on a stolen cell phone. |
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Revision as of 00:16, July 29, 2010
Bart's Prank Calls occur when Bart Simpson makes a prank phone call to someone. Occasionally other people are involved as well.
Moe is the frequent target of Bart's prank phone calls. Usually Bart calls Moe's Tavern and asks for an individual by his or her name. Unbeknownst to Moe, the name is a pun or double entendre, which Bart hides by saying the last name first when he tells Moe who he's calling for. The joke is revealed when Moe calls the person's name aloud, saying their first name (or initials) first, and the last name last.
Sometimes Bart plays the pranks by methods other than over the phone, but the general idea is the same.
Calls
Name | Pun | Notes |
Amanda Hugginkiss | A man to hug and kiss[1]. |
Bart plays the prank in order to ruin Jimbo Jones's date with Laura Powers. Bart then tells Moe Jimbo's name and address, and Moe runs to the house and bursts in brandishing a knife, effectively ending the date. |
Ivana Tinkle | I wanna tinkle[1]. | Laura Powers actually makes this prank call, with help from Bart. |
Hugh Jass | Huge ass[2]. | Backfires, because there really is a person in the bar named Hugh Jass. |
Anita Bath | I need a bath[3]. | Roll-call prank. Moe is substitute-teaching in Bart's class. Bart adds the prank names to the list of students in the class, and when Moe calls the roll, the effect is the same as when he calls out the names in the bar. |
Maya Buttreeks | My butt reeks[3]. | Another roll-call prank, as above. |
I.P. Freely | I pee freely[4]. | This prank is later reused by drunken fraternity boys in a prank call to Kent Brockman about a fight in Springfield involving a giant lizard. Brockman doesn't realize he's been had until he says the caller's name on the air. |
Jacques Strap | Jockstrap[5]. | |
Al Coholic | Alcoholic[6]. | The show's first prank call. |
Oliver Klozoff | All of her clothes off[6]. | |
Seymour Butz | See more butts[7]. | |
Homer Sexual | Homosexual[8]. | Bart plays this prank when he's in Principal Skinner's office and is supposed to call Homer. When Homer misunderstands the situation, he suspects that Skinner may be gay. |
Mike Rotch | My Crotch[9]. | |
Bea O'Problem | B. O. Problem[10]. | In this context, "B.O." is short for "body odor." |
Haywood U. Cuddleme | Hey, would you cuddle me[11]? | The Simpsons are in a reality show where they're living with 19th-century technology, so Bart plays the prank via telegraph (sending it in Morse code). |
N/A | I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt[12]. | The prank takes place during a Treehouse of Horror story where Bart has vast mind powers and can make everyone do whatever he wants -- including, in Moe's case, going along with a blindingly obvious prank call. |
Eura Snotball | You're a Snotball[13]. | Homer actually attempts this prank, but it backfires when Moe repeats the name while he's still on the phone. |
Ollie Tabooger | I'll eat a Booger[14]. | |
Ahmed Adoudi | I made a doodie[15]. | Jack Bauer.is the victim of this prank. |
Maya Normousbutt | My Enormous Butt[16]. | Bart plays this prank while calling Hawaii on a stolen cell phone. |
Drew P. Wiener | Droopy Weiner[16]. | Bart plays this prank while calling Australia on a stolen cell phone. |
Olav Myfriendsaregay | All of my friends are gay[16]. | Bart plays this prank while calling Hawaii on a stolen cell phone. |
Aftermath
After each prank has been done Moe realizes that it's actually a prank and ends up giving the caller threats like:
- "It's you, isn't you cowardly little runt when I get a hold of you I'm gonna gut you like a fish and drink your blood"
- "I'll shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs in your butt"
- "Listen to me you when I catch you I'm gonna pull out your eye's and shove'em down your pants so you can watch me kick the crap out of you okay, then I'm gonna use your tongue to paint my boat"
- "When I get a hold of you I'm gonna use your head for a bucket and paint my house with your brains"
- "Listen to me you little scum sucking puss bucket when I get my hands on you I'm gonna pull out your eye's with a cork screw"
- "You rotten little punk If I ever get a hold of you I'll stick my teeth in to your cheek and rip your face off"
and more.
On Spring Break, Homer does a Moe impression after his attempt at pranking Moe backfired when Moe repeated the name back to him. "If I find out who this is, I'll stick an American Flag up your butt, and mail you to Iran."
There's another time when Bart finishes a prank call, and Marge tells him to go to Moe's and pick up Homer. Moe doesn't recognize him, but his voice sounded familiar to Moe.
References
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 New Kid on the Block
- ↑ Flaming Moe's
- ↑ 3.0 3.1 The PTA Disbands
- ↑ Homer's Odyssey
- ↑ Moaning Lisa
- ↑ 6.0 6.1 Some Enchanted Evening
- ↑ One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish
- ↑ Principal Charming
- ↑ Blood Feud
- ↑ Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk
- ↑ Helter Shelter
- ↑ Treehouse of Horror II
- ↑ Bart on the Road
- ↑ Homer the Moe
- ↑ 24 Minutes
- ↑ 16.0 16.1 16.2 Lost Verizon