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Latest revision as of 16:37, June 16, 2025


Homeward Bored
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Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Tavern Trouble
Required characters: Homer
Optional characters: Moe
Internal name(s): HomewardBored
ID(s): 246006
Previous quest(s): The Long Way Homer Pt. 5


Homeward Bored is an event-exclusive quest in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Tavern Trouble content update.

Dialogue[edit]

After completing The Long Way Homer Pt. 5
Moe - Pleased We're going to come up with the greatest drink since those toga-twirling ancient Greeks invented mead!
Homer - Happy Move out of the way, White Claw, Fireball, and spiked kombucha, because Homer and Moe are coming!
Moe - Sad We have no idea what we're doing, do we?
Homer - Sad Not a clue.
Moe - Confused What inspired you last time?
Homer - Thoughtful Well, it all started when...
Moe Oh, you're just launching into a flashback. Ok.
Homer - Annoyed It all started when Marge's beastly sisters came over to show pictures from their latest lame-cation.
Homer - Surprised As I stared up at picture after disgusting picture, I knew I needed a drink. But there was no beer left in the fridge!
Moe So what'd ya do?
Homer I decided to mix the little bits that were left in every liquor bottle.
Moe - Shout Wait, you totally did invent the Flaming Moe! It's all coming back to me now!
Homer I grabbed creme de menthe, Midori, root beer schnapps, and tequila and poured it all into a blender. But I accidentally poured in "Krusty's Non-Narkotik Kough Syrup for Kids".
Moe - Surprised The secret ingredient...
Homer - Happy And then after Patty's cigarette lit the drink aflame, the rest was drunk history...
Moe - Pleased So alls we need to do is combine the most random bits of alcohol and hope we accidentally pour in something super weird!
Homer - Happy Exactly!
Moe Then let's play some montage music and start dumping things into a giant cup.
Homer - Cautious Whoa, that's a lot of absinthe you're pouring.
Moe Oh, don't worry, it's super watered down.
Task: "Make Homer Create a New Drink With Moe". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, Hell Moe's, Beer -N- Brawl, Knockers, CBGB, Jazzy Goodtime's, an Eatery, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Moe is owned: Task: "Make Moe Create a New Drink With Homer". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, Hell Moe's, Beer -N- Brawl, Knockers, CBGB, Jazzy Goodtime's, an Eatery, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Moe - Hopeful Here it is, Mr. Bannister, the latest hit drink to take over Springfield and the world: The Fuming MoeMer!
Harv Bannister - Annoyed What? This looks and smells terrible! Is that yellow gas bubbling out of it?
Homer - Happy No, it's not gas! It's fumes!
Moe Beautiful, beautiful fumes!
Harv Bannister - Annoyed Yeah, that's a hard no! I can't even get this thing close enough to my face to try it.
Harv Bannister - Sick I feel like I'm going to pass out...
Moe Come on, at least take a sip.
Harv Bannister - Sick *sip* Well, that was the most disgusting drink I've ever tasted.
Homer - Guilty Okay, got it, solid note...
Harv Bannister - Sad Well, I guess Tipsy's is just gonna have to keep trotting out the same drinks it's always been serving.
Moe At least pay us for coming up with the name "The Fuming MoeMer". That alone will sell some drinks.
Harv Bannister - Happy Oh yeah, "The Fuming MoeMer" — using that is a good idea!
Homer - Woo Hoo Woo-hoo! I'm famous and rich!
Harv Bannister - Happy You guys didn't win the prize! Your drink sucked. But thanks for the name!
Homer - D'oh D'oh!
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20


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