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The Pain in Spain

Tapped Out Quest Information

The Pain in Spain is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXXI content update. It requires Old Scratch to be obtained.

After tapping on Beelzebart's exclamation mark
	Welcome to Hell Laboratories, Beelzebart! We've had our eye on you for a while now.
	I've received your transcripts and they're very impressive! You've a real knack for torture and mayhem. You should be proud.
	I can't take credit for a gift I was born with.
	As part of our internship program, we'd like you to review some of our recent work.
	We've been having trouble with our Autoflayer 5000. It could use a fresh pair of eyes.
	But ignore the eyes in those jars. They're not fresh.
Task: "Make Beelzebart Review Torture Schematics". The job takes place at Hell Labs, Hellementary School, Hellport Pentagram, or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
	As you can see, in spite of a 7.6% improvement in torture efficiency, the souls of the damned don't appear to be appreciably more miserable.
	We've only observed a slight increase in screams, cursing and damning us to Hell.
	Which makes no sense, because we're already here.
	Guys, if you're gonna make people miserable, you can't worry about numbers like a bunch of nerds!
	C'mon. Let's take a field trip.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Beelzebart's exclamation mark
	Okay, why are we at Springfield Elementary?
	To observe the innocent victim in his most natural habitat: the schoolyard.
	The troublemaker, Nelson, watches Martin, his victim. Nelson desires to attack, but he doesn't. He waits.
	For what?
	It's complete! My epic Radioactive Man in Earthland Realms fanfic. This is the happiest moment of my life!
	WATER CANNON ATTACK!
Task: "Make Beelzebart Teach a Lesson in Misery". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary or a Brown House and takes 3 hours. If Nelson is owned: Task: "Make Nelson Ruin Martin's Day". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary or a Brown House and takes 2 hours. If Martin is owned: Task: "Make Martin Wallow in the Misery of Joy Ruined". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary or a Brown House and takes 3 hours.
	See? Nelson could pick on his victim all day long, but Martin would just get used to it.
	So the trick is to give a little ray of sunlight. That makes the punishment much more painful.
	Juxtaposing pleasure with pain. I like it!
	But we'll never get permission to bring joy down below. The paperwork alone would kill us...again.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Beelzebart's exclamation mark
	We have other tools at our disposal. Here's one of my favorites.
	singing This little light of mine / I'm gonna let it shine...!
	Is it true? "Left-handed people are God's mistake". Someone painted it on the sidewalk!
	Yay, Daddy's a mistake!
	WHAT?!
Task: "Make Beelzebart Gloat at Flanders' Torment". The job takes place at Flanders House, the Simpson House, or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes. Task: "Make Ned Freak Out". The job takes place at Flanders House or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes.
	It's okay, boys. This isn't anything a little bleach, elbow grease and some self-scourging can't fix...
	This prank is amusing, but hardly up to the level of—
	Hey Flanders, I see you're on the outs with God.
	WHAT?! NO!
	Then tell that cornfield maze because it's in the shape of you with devil horns and a pitchfork.
	AAAAAAAAH!
	Very good. What is annoying in spray paint can be utterly horrifying on a grand scale.
	Devil Daddy, can we play in your corn maze? It looks like fun!
	AAAAAAAAH!
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Beelzebart's exclamation mark
	Poor Ned seems more agitated than usual. I wonder what's wrong.
	I don't know but I hope it's something I did.
	Bart, why are you giggling?
	trying to stop giggling I...may have been trying to impress the guys at Hell Labs and played a few humorous-but-in-no-way-mean-spirited pranks on Flanders.
	Bart!
	Hey, all in the name of science!
	I like that the boy's focusing on science!
	Teaching demons how to be more awful is not science! Okay, maybe it's a little science.
Task: "Make Beelzebart Promise Not to Help Demons". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 2 hours. If Marge is owned: Task: "Make Marge Make Beelzebart REALLY Promise". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 2 hours.
	Okay, okay, Mom! Geez! I promise I won't help the demons anymore.
	Say it without crossing your fingers behind your back.
	Bah, dang-it. Fine. holds up hands I promise.
	And your toes!
	Double dang-it!
	I'm just impressed that we've got a kid who can cross his toes!
Quest reward: 100 and 10

After tapping on Beelzebart's exclamation mark
	Uh, guys, my mom says I can't help you with the torture science anymore.
	Moms can really scorch my backside!
	She said torture science. But what about helping us with demon possession physics?
	Uh...I think her threats were non-specific.
	Just like a mom.
	Basically, I can't talk to you guys anymore.
	That's too bad. I guess we'll have to work on our new Wedgie-Matic 666000 without you.
	Uh...I might be able to help out one last time...
	Atta bad boy!
Task: "Make Beelzebart Help Out One Last Time". The job takes place at Hell Labs, Springfield Elementary, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
	Bart, I hear you're doing well in Hellementary School. It's good to see you taking a genuine interest in academics.
	I have a fair bit of expertise in "doing well". If you ever need any help, I would be happy to assist!
	As a matter of fact, I have a new project you could help me with... gets out Wedgie-Matic 666000
	devilish chuckle
Quest reward: 200 and 20

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The Devil is in the Details • School Days, Hell Daze • Hell is Other Students • Stairway to Hell • The Hell of the Class • Trademark Hell
Beelzebart	The Pain in Spain
Lisafer	Putting the Pun in Punishment
Old Scratch	A Congress of Devils
Donut Homer	Like a Donut Hole in the Head
Hell Teacher	Land of the Flies
Hell Principals	Two Heads Are More Than One
Torture Coach	More Pain, No Gain
Demon Moe	Where Everybody Knows Your Shame
Demon Technician	Roamin' Holiday