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{{TB|I’m gonna add “donkey brain” to the list of insults. Oh yeah!}}

{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Muscular Milhouse Ogle Duffman’s Calves|4 hours|[[All Night Gym]], [[Lugash's Gym]], or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Duffman Model His Artificial Calves|4 hours|[[All Night Gym]], [[Lugash's Gym]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Duffman]]}}|colspan=2}}

{{TB|Duffman went to Dr. Nick. Duffman’s calves look great, but they’re made of Playdough.}}

{{TB|Playdough, huh? I think I’ll give Dr. Hibbert a call.}}

{{TB|Ah, well if it isn’t little Milhouse.}}

{{TB|Easy, Milhouse. I'm guessing you’re experiencing irrational irritability because of testosterone injections.}}

{{TB|And that you’re here for more testosterone injections. {{*}}chuckles{{*}}}}

{{TB|What? No, I’m here for calf implants. I need to get swole.}}

{{TB|Oh, that’s not really something I’d recommend for a seventeen-year-old, no matter how irrational or irritable.}}

{{TB|I am not irrational! Or Irritable! And I just turned eighteen!! I’ve had like twenty birthday parties!!!}}

{{TB|Eh, what’s the point. All this destruction isn’t going to embiggen my calves. Although I did just TOTALLY blast my quads!}}

{{TB|Excuse me, exceptionally muscular boy-sir. I couldn’t help but notice that you are very good at handling trash cans.}}

{{TB|Yo was that a joke, chicken legs? That kick was slower than Wiggum’s response time. It was thinner than Duff Lite. It was weaker than—}}

{{TB|I get it, you’re not impressed. Moving on.}}

{{TB|There’s got to be someone in this town that needs my muscles.}}

{{TB|Yes indeed. In my line of work, we can always use muscle. It’s even its own job description.}}

{{TB|Well, you see, some associates of mine are tired from lugging around my…area rugs. I need to hire someone to help share the load…}}

{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Muscular Milhouse Throw “Rugs” Over the Bridge|4 hours|the [[Rickety Bridge]], [[Covered Bridge]], or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}

{{TB|Thanks, Doc. After I tore up your office I thought you’d never do that operation for me.}}

{{TB|Oh, I didn’t do the operation.}}

{{TB|In a recent poll, a shocking 95% of women say they can’t stand muscular calves on a man.}}

{{TB|In other news, Playdough announced the recall of a toxic batch of its signature product…}}

{{TB|The announcement was made at the Springfield Factory — shown here as local toddler Maggie Simpson floats helplessly above…}}