Difference between revisions of "Mr. Mean Guy"

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Mr. Mean Guy is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Thanksgiving 2018 content update. It requires the Mattress King Warehouse to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Morty's exclamation mark All right, who's up for a game of poker? We're watching Matlock. Matlock?! I'm super old and even I don't remember what that is. Can't we switch it to something more exciting? There's a boxing match on. I'll box your ears if you don't pipe down. Bring it! Task: "Make Morty Get in a Fight". The job takes place at the Retirement Castle or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes. That's it Mr. Szyslak, you've got to go! That's the third time this week you've given an adult diaper wedgie. I was just helping him adjust his pants! I don't want to hear it. Get your things and get out! Fine, who needs this dump anyway. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Morty's exclamation mark Good riddance! Who needs ya! Dad, why do you have your stuff packed up? I pay good money to forget about you in there. They're a bunch of walking corpses! Yeah, walking corpses who don't make trouble. I ain't goin' back there! Well you can't live with me. You're gonna have to learn some manners and find a job and a place to live. Ah, crap in your hat! Task: "Make Morty Refine His Social Skills". The job takes place at the Mattress King Warehouse and takes 24 hours. Well, Dad, what have you learned? That it is impolite to ask someone how much he or she makes, or to physically assault them. Great! I think you're ready to go on a job interview! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Pt. 2 So, why do you want to work at Johnny Bermuda Retirement Attire? Well, as an older gentleman, I know what retirees want in a men's leisurewear store. Flowing, shapeless Hawaiian shirts, free cologne samples, and to be left the hell alone. So you're planning on doing nothing? No, I'll be watching golf. I want to show people how relaxed Johnny Bermuda can make them. You're hired! Task: "Make Morty Work at Johnny Bermuda Retirement Attire". The job takes place at the Mattress King Warehouse and takes 12 hours. How'd your first day of work go, Dad? Great! Until I got fired. How do you get fired on your first day?! Apparently you're not allowed to drink on the job. They don't even have liquor there! But the cologne has a hell of a kick! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Morty's exclamation mark I saw your posting looking for a roommate in the paper and I think I would be a great fit. That wasn't a roommate posting, it was the police blotter. You're wanted for drunk and disorderly conduct. You're coming downtown. Well, at least I'll have a roof over my head for the night. Actually, Jailbird tunneled his way through the roof, so there's a giant hole in it. Task: "Reach Level 17 and Place the Police Station". Task: "Make Morty Spend the Night In Jail". The job takes place at the Police Station and takes 4 hours. Look, I don't think this living arrangement is working out. You never do the dishes, you're always drunk on toilet wine, and you tried to stab me three times. Just give me till the end of the week. You gotta go! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Morty's exclamation mark You know I'm desperate if I'm coming to you for help. I haven't been to church in ages. The Lord welcomes all his sheep home, no matter how far they've strayed. Great. I need a place to stay. Can you help me? A place to stay?! How about you get a job like the rest of us instead of asking for handouts? Task: "Make Morty Give Up". The job takes place at the Mattress King Warehouse and takes 60 minutes. I can't do it anymore. I guess I'll just waste away in this warehouse full of mattresses. Wait, that's it! I'll stay here! All I need is to pile a few of those empty mattress boxes together and I'll have a real nice bed! Quest reward: 200 and 20