Difference between revisions of "Parks and Decapitation"

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Parks and Decapitation is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Itchy & Scratchy Land content update. It requires the Park Engineer to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Park Engineer's exclamation mark A lot of theme parks use fancy hundred-dollar computers to design their rides. We prefer to do it the old-fashioned way: with paper and pencil, hunches and guesswork. Take our new ride, The Decapitator. One week ago, it was just a sketch on the back of a very beer-soaked bar napkin. And now it's ready for human trials. Will it work? I think there's a fighting chance it will. Task: "Make Park Engineer Run Human Trials". The job takes place at the Itchy & Scratchy Land Gate or a Brown House and takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Springfielders Be Guinea Pigs" (x5). The jobs take place at the Itchy & Scratchy Land Gate or a Brown House and take 8 hours. Ma'am, how would you like to be the FIRST to ride The Decapitator? Is it as dangerous as the name implies? *condescending chuckle* You didn't actually answer the question. Didn't I? *condescending chuckle* Well, your smugness DOES give me confidence... Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Park Engineer's exclamation mark Well? On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate The Decapitator? Zero! If I hadn't ducked, the saw blades would have sliced my head clean off! Yes, but on a scale of one to ten, did they? Well, no. I give you a "ten" for that, I suppose. *condescending chuckle* Task: "Make Park Engineer Fake a Ride Safety Report". The job takes place at the Itchy & Scratchy Land Gate or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. You see, ma'am, there was never anything to worry about. The "D" from the Decapitator sign fell into the seat next to me. I could have been killed! We can all be killed anytime. Maybe I have a tropical brain virus that is ravaging my neocortex as we speak. Who knows? Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Park Engineer's exclamation mark You've got a lot of robots in this park. What's to stop them from killing their human masters? I've seen it before, you know. *patronizing guffaw* Impossible. One of them is chewing on your leg right now. And that other one is cheering him on. ... Will you excuse me a moment? Task: "Make Park Engineer "Fix" Malfunctioning Robot". The job takes 4 hours. "10 DO NOT KILL HUMANS"; "20 ESPECIALLY ME"; "30 GOTO 10". There! Fixed! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Park Engineer's exclamation mark Mrs. Simpson, we've heard you, and we're making safety improvements to The Decapitator. That's wonderful news. First, we're changing the name to "Mr. Itchy's Lullaby Train". Second, we're installing netting to catch any heads that may fall. And... that's it. I'm no engineer, but speaking as a lay person... are you insane? Only one way to find out! Task: "Make Park Engineer Run Human Trials". The job takes place at the Itchy & Scratchy Land Gate or a Brown House and takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Springfielders Be Guinea Pigs" (x5). The jobs take place at the Itchy & Scratchy Land Gate or a Brown House and take 8 hours. The netting works! All decapitated heads are safe! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Park Engineer's exclamation mark If you don't mind my asking, how did you become a theme park ride designer? Oh, the usual way: as a young child, I yearned to find out what animals looked like on the inside. It began with insects and frogs, but I soon graduated to larger prey. Naturally, I was ashamed of my bedwetting, but who can say if that's why I began lighting fires? I'm going to find a policeman. Good idea, Marge. And I'll flee into the Canadian wilderness. Task: "Make Park Engineer Conveniently Escape a Conversation". The job takes 8 hours. Chief Wiggum! I think the head engineer is a serial killer! Well, I'm sure he's gotten it out of his system. That's how these things work. The killing stuff isn't ideal, but a lot of these guys find peace in the end. So there's that. Quest reward: 200 and 20

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the TV series Parks and Recreation.