Difference between revisions of "Comedic and Unusual Punishment"

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Comedic and Unusual Punishment is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Itchy & Scratchy Land content update. It requires Corporal Punishment to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark SIR! YOU WANTED TO SEE ME, SIR? Corporal, I like you. You work cheap. More importantly, you don't seem to REALIZE you work cheap. I want you to be my new sidekick. WOULD THE CLOWN LIKE ME TO "ELIMINATE" SIDESHOW MEL? Ew, no. Not yet, anyway. Maybe later. Almost certainly later. Anyway, let's see a smile there, soldier. Task: "Make Corporal Punishment Struggle to Smile". The job takes place at Krustylu Studios or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Oh God, that was horrifying! Why did I hear creaking and popping noises when you tried to smile? SIR, I HAVE NEVER USED MY SMILING MUSCLES BEFORE, SIR! Can we turn down the volume, please? Sir, yes, sir. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark You've obviously forgotten what it's like to be a kid. Let's practice. Play with these hand puppets. How shall I play with the puppets, sir? Just make up a scene: a tea party, a ball game, or a silly cowboy adventure! Making up scene now, sir. "Captain Puppet, sir! The Nazis have broken through our lines! They're using some kind of chemical weapon!" "It's eating my skin! Auugghh! Auuugghhhh! Make it stop, make it stop, make it stop!" ... Task: "Make Corporal Punishment Play With Hand Puppets". The job takes 4 hours. "Dead. All dead. These men were the only family I've ever known, and those Nazi SCUM took them from me." "I want BLOOD." Am I playing with puppets correctly, sir? Sure. The kids in my audience love stories about the horror and futility of war. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark I'll make you an entertainer yet, Corporal. Let's try some stand-up comedy. Every great stand-up has a funny stage persona. What do you think your persona should be? Humorless giant who considers comedy a waste of time? Well, I haven't seen it before... Task: "Make Corporal Punishment Practice Stand-up Comedy". The job takes place at Krustylu Studios or a Brown House and takes 8 hours. I gotta tell ya, the fastest way to clear a village of armed insurgents is to ask them to take a BATH. That, or call in a coordinated strike of Boeing AH-64 Apache ATTACK HELICOPTERS. Ughhhhh... Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark You're the worst stand-up I've ever seen. You've got no talent, no material, and no timing. As far as I can see, there's no aspect of entertainment you do well. Which makes you the perfect clown. Trust me on this. Task: "Make Corporal Punishment Try to Clown Around". The job takes 8 hours. Clowning mission successful, commander. All japes and gags present and accounted for. Actually, that was pretty good. Which makes you a threat to me. If you ever pick up a pie again, you're fired. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark I've got it! You're not funny, Corporal, but you ARE funny-looking. Sir, thank you, sir! Imagine a hunk of vibranium like you petting an adorable little kitten, and saying: "I wuv my wittle kitty." It'll kill! My mission is to kill a kitten? No, that's probably a downer. Let's try it first without the killing. Task: "Make Corporal Punishment Cuddle a Kitten". The job takes place at Krustylu Studios or a Brown House and takes 2 hours. I wuv my wittle kitty. Aww, the kids love you! I'm a genius! When do I terminate the kitten? Never! Never kill a bit that's working. Just keep doing it over and over, for years, and years, and years... Quest reward: 200 and 20