Difference between revisions of "Say Yes to Arrest"

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Say Yes to Arrest is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Pride 2018 Promotion part of the Itchy & Scratchy Land content update. It requires Undercover Hoover to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on J. Edgar Hoover's exclamation mark It's disgraceful that James Comey wrote a tell-all book. In my day, an FBI Director was discrete. He had the grace to threaten and extort the President behind closed doors. Like a gentleman. I must convince the President to reinstate me. But how to win his trust? I know! I'll take down his greatest enemy: the liberal media. I'll expose their lies and their fake news. And above all, their pernicious gay agenda. If the media isn't stopped, pretty soon we will all be 100% gay. And I'm the only one who can stop it! Task: "Make J. Edgar Hoover Investigate Media Agendas". The job takes place at Channel 6 or a Brown House and takes 8 hours. Eight forty-three in the morning, Channel 6 anchor Kent Brockman buys a latte. He exchanges pleasantries with the baristo. The baristo has no idea that he is now gay. Are you following me, sir? I've been made! Drat, I need a better disguise! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on J. Edgar Hoover's exclamation mark Time to go undercover. DEEP undercover. Look out, gay America. The most heterosexual man in the world is comin' for ya. Naturally, it's incredibly uncomfortable for me to wear women's clothing. But the heterosexual lifestyle I love so dearly is under attack! Time to check out the breeding ground of the gay agenda -- the local bar scene. For a woman-loving guy like me, this will be a treacherous assignment! Task: "Make Undercover Hoover Infiltrate Bars". The job takes place at Bars and takes 4 hours. Here's your drink, pal. Pal? Do you think I'm a MAN dressed in WOMEN'S clothing? That's sick! Lots of fellas enjoy a little cross-dressing. Doesn't hurt anybody. So nowadays, if a man finds wearing women's clothing enjoyable, that's considered OKAY? To each his own, I guess. Doesn't really affect me either way. Damn you, liberal media! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on J. Edgar Hoover's exclamation mark As I cruise the bar scene, I'm shocked at how far the gay agenda has reached. Everywhere I find ACCEPTANCE and TOLERANCE. What a nightmare. My male companion of many decades, Clyde Tolson, would be sickened by all this. Like me, he loved the dames. We would hold each other for hours and talk about how sexy women's bodies were to us. The liberal media must be stopped! And I'm the girl to do it! Task: "Make Undercover Hoover Enjoy a Delightful Cocktail". The job takes 60 minutes. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on J. Edgar Hoover's exclamation mark Hey, cutie. What's your name? If you're one of these proudly-out gays, please know I am almost impossibly straight. Oh, that's obvious, honey. Beautiful dress. Thank you. I was rather concerned it made my hips look- You're trying to hit on me! Well, I am NOT AT ALL incredibly flattered and interested. I know a great bar down the street. Can I buy you a drink? You may. But if we go back to my place later and enjoy an evening together, I hope you won't think that I'm a homosexual. I'm just a victim of the liberal media. Damn them! Task: "Make Undercover Hoover Infiltrate Bars". The job takes place at Bars and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 200 and 20