Revision as of 17:44, December 5, 2024
| Say Yes to Arrest
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Say Yes to Arrest is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Pride 2018 Promotion part of the Itchy & Scratchy Land content update. It requires Undercover Hoover to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on J. Edgar Hoover's exclamation mark
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It's disgraceful that James Comey wrote a tell-all book. In my day, an FBI Director was discrete.
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He had the grace to threaten and extort the President behind closed doors. Like a gentleman.
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I must convince the President to reinstate me. But how to win his trust?
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I know! I'll take down his greatest enemy: the liberal media.
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I'll expose their lies and their fake news. And above all, their pernicious gay agenda.
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If the media isn't stopped, pretty soon we will all be 100% gay. And I'm the only one who can stop it!
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| Task: "Make J. Edgar Hoover Investigate Media Agendas". The job takes place at Channel 6 or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
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Eight forty-three in the morning, Channel 6 anchor Kent Brockman buys a latte.
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He exchanges pleasantries with the baristo. The baristo has no idea that he is now gay.
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Are you following me, sir?
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I've been made! Drat, I need a better disguise!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on J. Edgar Hoover's exclamation mark
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Time to go undercover. DEEP undercover.
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Look out, gay America. The most heterosexual man in the world is comin' for ya.
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Naturally, it's incredibly uncomfortable for me to wear women's clothing.
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But the heterosexual lifestyle I love so dearly is under attack!
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Time to check out the breeding ground of the gay agenda -- the local bar scene.
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For a woman-loving guy like me, this will be a treacherous assignment!
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| Task: "Make Undercover Hoover Infiltrate Bars". The job takes place at Bars and takes 4 hours.
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Here's your drink, pal.
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Pal? Do you think I'm a MAN dressed in WOMEN'S clothing? That's sick!
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Lots of fellas enjoy a little cross-dressing. Doesn't hurt anybody.
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So nowadays, if a man finds wearing women's clothing enjoyable, that's considered OKAY?
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To each his own, I guess. Doesn't really affect me either way.
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Damn you, liberal media!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on J. Edgar Hoover's exclamation mark
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As I cruise the bar scene, I'm shocked at how far the gay agenda has reached.
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Everywhere I find ACCEPTANCE and TOLERANCE. What a nightmare.
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My male companion of many decades, Clyde Tolson, would be sickened by all this.
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Like me, he loved the dames. We would hold each other for hours and talk about how sexy women's bodies were to us.
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The liberal media must be stopped! And I'm the girl to do it!
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| Task: "Make Undercover Hoover Enjoy a Delightful Cocktail". The job takes 60 minutes.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on J. Edgar Hoover's exclamation mark
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Hey, cutie. What's your name?
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If you're one of these proudly-out gays, please know I am almost impossibly straight.
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Oh, that's obvious, honey. Beautiful dress.
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Thank you. I was rather concerned it made my hips look-
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You're trying to hit on me! Well, I am NOT AT ALL incredibly flattered and interested.
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I know a great bar down the street. Can I buy you a drink?
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You may. But if we go back to my place later and enjoy an evening together, I hope you won't think that I'm a homosexual.
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I'm just a victim of the liberal media. Damn them!
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| Task: "Make Undercover Hoover Infiltrate Bars". The job takes place at Bars and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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