Difference between revisions of "Two Minutes of Hate"

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Two Minutes of Hate is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the "Covercraft" episode tie-in content update.

The original quest required Level 17 to start. After the tie-in update ended, the quest became available again with the purchase of Guitar Central, but it started from Pt. 3, which became renamed to Pt. 1.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1 (old)[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark Dad, I'm all out of reeds. What's a reed? It's a wooden insert I need to properly play my saxophone. Your sax-a-ma-phone? Yes, my sax-a-ma-phone. And you need a re-a-ma-eed to play your sax-a-ma-phone? Yes, I need a re-a-ma-eed to play my sax-a-ma-phone. Then let's go to the st-or-a-ma-ore! Are you OK? I think I'm having a stro-a-ma-oke. Task: "Build King Toot's". Task: "Make Homer & Lisa Visit King Toot's". The job takes place at King Toot's and takes 6 seconds. Oh no! King Toot's is closed! The windows are all boarded up! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2 (old)[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark What happened? I know. I'll ask King Toot's long time neighbor, Moe the bartender. Task: "Make Homer Visit Moe's". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 60 minutes. After starting the task Hey Moe, what happened to King Toot's? Let's just say that King Toot and I had a little... disagreement. Can you elaborate on said disagreement? Well, when your store is next to another guy's store for many years, sometimes little annoyances build up till they feel, not so little. Can you elaborate more? I want to elaborate, but my lawyer says I can't. Message Tune into this week's Simpsons and find out what went wrong between Moe and King Toot that led to the closing of King Toot's! Sunday 8/7 central on FOX!" Message Check out the Guitar Central in the store and make Homer's musical dreams become purchases! Available until Monday! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 1[edit]

Requires Guitar Central to be obtained After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark Hey Lisa, a big box music store opened in Springfield. We can go there to get your reed. I would never go to a big box store. For me, it's Mom and Pop or nothing. Unless I need something right away, then I use Amazon Prime. But if you don't buy a reed, your licks will be dry and scratchy. Dry and scratchy like a cat's tongue. Isn't that a line from the episode "Covercraft"? Look, people get tired. They reuse things. There's only so much gas in the tank! I'm fine with it. Well, I'm not going to this "Guitar Central." I'll just make my own reed out of a popsicle stick. Task: "Make Lisa Make Reed Out of a Popsicle Stick". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 60 minutes. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark MY TONGUETH HATH A SPLINTHTER. I HATH A SPLINTHTER INTH MYTH TONGUETH BEACUTH I MADTH A REEDTH OUTH OFTH A POPTHTICKLE THSTICK. I have no idea what you're saying but I know it's super dumb. Task: "Make Marge Remove The Splinters From Lisa's Tongue". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 60 minutes. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark I'm gonna go to this Guitar Central place and see what all the hubbub is about. Task: "Make Homer Go to Guitar Central". The job takes place at Guitar Central and takes 60 minutes. This place is amazing! Walls of amazing guitars that I will never bother to play in a million years. I'm leaving now. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark Maybe I should go back to Guitar Central. They sure did have a lot of guitars. Task: "Make Homer Go Back to Guitar Central". The job takes place at Guitar Central and takes 60 minutes. WOW! These guitars are so cool! And the selection is amazing. They've got the perfect guitars for any tunesmith from beginner to expert! But then I would have to practice. So I'm leaving. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark Okay. I guess I should give Guitar Central one more shot. It was a premium item, after all. Task: "Make Homer Go To Guitar Central a Third Tiresome Time". The job takes place at Guitar Central and takes 60 minutes. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: I AM BLOWN AWAY!!! There's no better instrument to connect with sweet soulful muses of the Universe than an electric guitar. And there's just thousands of them. I am in guitar heaven! Time to leave. Wait. There's a reason this store is so popular: Middle-aged people with too much time and money on their hands buy expensive instruments they don't have the time or attention span to learn how to play. So if I buy an expensive guitar I'll never play, I'll feel like I'm not wasting my life? Exactly! Now that's what I call a good business plan. Task: "Make Homer Buy An Expensive Guitar He'll Never Play". The job takes place at Guitar Central and takes 60 minutes. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 7[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark I feel like a chump for buying this expensive guitar I'll never play. Otto was wrong. I feel like I'm wasting my money and my life. Maybe if you found a friend to play with... Marge you're a genius! A lady genius! I'll tell everyone how great it is to learn a musical instrument as an adult, and then they'll feel as stupid as I do! Task: "Make Homer Tell People It's Easy To Learn Instruments". The job takes place at Guitar Central and takes 60 minutes. Task: "Make Adults Foolishly Buy Instruments They'll Never Learn To Play" (x5). The jobs take place at Guitar Central and take 60 minutes. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 8[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark Ha ha suckers! Guess what! You'll never touch those instruments again! You wasted your money thinking you could do something meaningful with your lives! Now go back to staring at the internet and addictive freemium games while you grow old and die you chumps! These instruments aren't a total waste of money. They're still pretty useful... as blunt instruments for beating people with. *MENACING CHUCKLE* Task: "Make Adults Beat Homer With Instruments They'll Never Learn To Play" (x5). The jobs take place at the Simpson House and take 60 minutes. Help! An angry mob brandishing musical instruments I tricked them into buying as weapons! The music they'll soon be making is the jazzy grooves of beating my brains out. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 9[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark They'll never beat me in the church! Beat him in the church! Task: "Make Homer Run to the Church". The job takes place at the First Church of Springfield and takes 60 minutes. Task: "Make Springfielders Beat Homer in the Church" (x5). The jobs take place at the First Church of Springfield and take 60 minutes. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 10[edit]

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark Did you learn anything from this, Homie? Do do do do do do do do do do! Do do do do do do do do do do do do! What a beautiful concert... So many blinks and blonks... la la la la Task: "Make Homer Fall into a Coma". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 60 minutes. Task: "Make Marge Nurse Homer Back to Health". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 60 minutes. I feel great! You were in a coma for seven days! Well it sped by. And all my dreams were fun and exciting and I remember all of them. Comas rule! *SOBS* Hey! A new big box store called "Guitar Central!" Just like Guitar Center! I'll have to check it out. *WORRIED NOISE* Quest reward: 200 and 20