Difference between revisions of "Apocalypse Now, Again?"

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Apocalypse Now, Again? is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Yard Sale 2014 content update. It requires Mayan Marge and Mayan Homer to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Mayan Marge's exclamation mark Where am I? The last thing I remember is slipping at the top of a temple and falling down some stairs. Anyone know what baktun it is? It's the anniversary of us Mayans inventing chocolate? NO! THE WORLD AS YOU KNOW IT IS ABOUT TO END! ...AGAIN! The invention of chocolate anniversary is next month... after the world ends. So cancel your parades. But the floats were non-refundable! I could probably be convinced to hold off on all this nasty end of the world business with a human sacrifice. Perhaps I can interest you in a coupon for a squishee instead? 5% off? No Deal! Bring me a human sacrifice or I'll destroy the world! Task: "Make Mayan Homer Look for a Human Sacrifice". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Mayan Marge Look for a Human Sacrifice". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours. Any luck Homey? No... It turned out that squishee coupon was expired so I had to pay full price. I meant with the whole "finding a human that we can ritualistically kill to save the world" thing. Aww, two failures in one day? That's not even a new record. Three failures! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Mayan Marge's exclamation mark So, we still haven't found a human sacrifice and our time is almost up. What are we going to do now? Maybe we could just sacrifice Disco Stu again. That seemed to work the last time. After you sacrifice someone, Homer, it's pretty hard to sacrifice them again. I guess we'll just have to sacrifice...me. Unless you're willing to offer yourself instead? Oh, I totally would. It's just that I really wanted to see if the world would end or not. No spoilers! Task: "Place the Mayan Calendar". Task: "Make Mayan Marge Wait to be Sacrificed". The job takes place at the Mayan Calendar and takes 12 hours. Task: "Make Mayan Homer Avoid Spoilers". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 12 hours. Mom, why are you strapped to an ancient calendar in the middle of Springfield? And why are you wearing that skimpy outfit? She's appealing to the 18 to 35 male demographic. You'll learn about that when Halloween stops being about candy and starts being about eye candy. Actually, sweetheart. I'm trying to save the world from the terrible wrath of the Mayan God by offering myself up as a human sacrifice. You can't sacrifice yourself! Who will be at home sacrificing their happiness for the children's? I'm right here, Lisa. I was including you with the children. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Mayan Stone God's exclamation mark I have arrived to accept the human sacrifice! Isn't there anything else we can do? NO! Only a human sacrifice will do. Or a brief, anticlimactic dance. Hey! You didn't say that before. I'm pretty sure I did. I would remember -- I'm a god. Task: "Make Mayan Marge Perform an Ancient Dance with Mayan Homer". The job takes place at the Mayan Calendar and takes 8 hours. We're saved! The world isn't going to end! I knew we could do it. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go cancel an order for some inflammatory skywriting. Well, I guess I'll see you guys later. Unless you guys want to hang out. My schedule just cleared up. Um... I think we're good. Maybe next baktun. Quest reward: 200 and 20

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to Apocalypse Now.