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{{qf|[[Carl Yastrzemski]]}} I can't really talk. This is just a daydream forced upon you by your guilt-ridden conscience. | {{qf|[[Carl Yastrzemski]]}} I can't really talk. This is just a daydream forced upon you by your guilt-ridden conscience. | ||
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− | {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Okay, who's stealing the beer 'n smokes that I, | + | {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Okay, who's stealing the beer 'n smokes that I, umm—that I found here when I moved in... yeah. |
{{qf|Ralph}} It's Milhouse, my bestest friend in the whole wide world. He's come to play with me! | {{qf|Ralph}} It's Milhouse, my bestest friend in the whole wide world. He's come to play with me! | ||
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Latest revision as of 10:25, April 26, 2024
- Milhouse Van Houten: I don't know about any "invisible hands", but that sounds like price gouging to me.
- Comic Book Guy: That's it! By your use of the "G" word you have besmirched the good name of The Android's Dungeon. I hate to do this, but rules are rules... Congratulations. You are now banned for life from this establishment.
- Milhouse: Hey Ralph, what're you so happy about?
- Ralph Wiggum: The doctor says I don't need to get wormed anymore.
- Milhouse: Wow! my very own Yaz card! Wait 'til Bart sees this! Next to that kid who got the Willie Dipkin "Fishface" card for Christmas, I'm the happiest guy in Springfield.
- Milhouse: Mutton Chop Yaz? Wow, a baseball card that can talk!
- Carl Yastrzemski: I can't really talk. This is just a daydream forced upon you by your guilt-ridden conscience.
- Chief Wiggum: Okay, who's stealing the beer 'n smokes that I, umm—that I found here when I moved in... yeah.
- Ralph: It's Milhouse, my bestest friend in the whole wide world. He's come to play with me!
- Ralph: Daddy, can Milhouse and I play with your handcuffs?
- Chief Wiggum: Okay, but don't come cryin' to me if you put them on too tight and your hands turn blue again.
- Milhouse: You keep your bicycle in your bed?
- Ralph: It sleeps with me at night. I don't have a dog.