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- Store employee: Sorry, chief, it's one entry per person, no matter how biggie-sized that person may be.
- Comic Book Guy: Why, you-- This is an outrage! I demand a challenge ritual before a full Klingon council!
- Kent Brockman: ...Breaking report of war with North Korea, but first... We go live to Krusty's Land of Misfit Toys, where they're about to announce the winner of the shopping spree contest!
- Fat Tony: We had a deal, clown. My nephew wins toys, and you don't find out how much cement it takes to fill them floppy shoes of yours.
- Krusty the Clown: I know, b-but, y'see... heh heh... I left the little bambino's entry in my other baggy pants [OUCH!]
- Marge: Are you all right, Bart? You look depressed.
- Bart: Rough day, mom. Everyone and their stepbrother are after me for toys. They're tearing me apart!
- Marge: Hmmm. I guess this is an awkward time to introduce you to your long-lost cousins from the tiny republic of Togonia.
- Marge: Well, Bart, here we are. Are you sure you're up to it? You've lost so much weight this past week from worry and insomnia...
- Bart: I gotta see this through, mom. It's a matter of principle. And cramming toys into a shopping cart as if my life depends on it!
- Bart: Check it out, losers! You got Punk'd! Once again, the Bartster triumphs over evil!
- Homer: Ha ha! That's my boy shaking his keister! Booyah, you losers!
- Marge: well, all's well that ends well.
- Bart: Excuse me? Mom, I got royally ripped. Lisa got everything, and all my enemies are gonna tan my butt at school! How can you say this ended well?
- Marge: Well... At least it ended.
