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Spree for All/Quotes

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Store employee: Sorry, chief, it's one entry per person, no matter how biggie-sized that person may be.
Comic Book Guy: Why, you—This is an outrage! I demand a challenge ritual before a full Klingon council!

Kent Brockman: ...Breaking report of war with North Korea, but first... We go live to Krusty's Land of Misfit Toys, where they're about to announce the winner of the shopping spree contest!

Fat Tony: We had a deal, clown. My nephew wins toys, and you don't find out how much cement it takes to fill them floppy shoes of yours.
Krusty the Clown: I know, b-but, y'see... heh heh... I left the little bambino's entry in my other baggy pants [OUCH!]

Marge: Homer, talk to your son.
Homer: He knows what he's doing, Marge. He's got a map!

Marge: Are you all right, Bart? You look depressed.
Bart: Rough day, mom. Everyone and their stepbrother are after me for toys. They're tearing me apart!
Marge: Hmmm. I guess this is an awkward time to introduce you to your long-lost cousins from the tiny republic of Togonia.

Marge: Well, Bart, here we are. Are you sure you're up to it? You've lost so much weight this past week from worry and insomnia...
Bart: I gotta see this through, mom. It's a matter of principle. And cramming toys into a shopping cart as if my life depends on it!

Bart: Check it out, losers! You got Punk'd! Once again, the Bartster triumphs over evil!
Homer: Ha ha! That's my boy shaking his keister! Booyah, you losers!

Marge: well, all's well that ends well.
Bart: Excuse me? Mom, I got royally ripped. Lisa got everything, and all my enemies are gonna tan my butt at school! How can you say this ended well?
Marge: Well... At least it ended.