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'''Vivienne St. Charmaine''' is a former actress and the girlfriend of [[Abraham Simpson]].
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'''Jesus Christ''' is the son of [[God]].  
  
When [[Homer]] and [[Bart]] went to visit Grampa at the [[Retirement Castle]], they found Grampa making out with Vivienne St. Charmaine. Homer recognized Vivienne as a former actress. Vivienne then told Homer that she starred in the TV show ''Falcon Landing''. Vivienne told Homer and Bart that all her life, she dated younger men who told short stories, but Abe showed her what she had been missing. Grampa then told Homer and Bart that he and Vivienne had two Bingo games, a couple's colonoscopy and a romantic dinner cruise to go to.
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When [[Ned Flanders]] said he was going to be the nicest man the world had ever seen, he looked at a photo of Jesus hanging on the wall and said "I said 'man', not 'man-God'." Jesus featured in the comic book ''[[Easy to Believe Tales]]'' which [[Comic Book Guy]] sold to [[Bart]], claiming that Bart smudged it. God told Homer that his son went down to Earth once, and said, "I don't know what you people did to him, but he's never been the same." God then pointed to Jesus, who was sitting on a slightly spinning swing with a look of grief on his face. He seemed traumatized and depressed. After [[Mrs. Glick]] died, she was seen dancing in Heaven with Jesus.
  
That night on ''[[Channel 6 News]]'', [[Kent Brockman]] reported that Vivienne St. Charmaine had fallen off the cruise ship and was presumed dead, with Grampa being the murder suspect. Grampa had no memory of the cruise, due to alcohol and being senile, and Kent Brockman started a podcast about the murder, ''[[Guilty Grampa]]''. Eventually, Grampa listened to the podcast and confessed to the murder because he was sure he did it, even if he couldn't remember...
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[[Ned Flanders]] showed a picture of Jesus to Homer and his parents to tell them that Jesus is watching them. When [[Bart]] tried to sleep he heard that [[Ned]] told his kids that Jesus loves all the children of the world. [[Rod]] and [[Todd]] then asked [[Ned]] if it's true that Jesus even loves [[Bart Simpson]], and if so, doesn't Jesus have to draw the line somewhere?
  
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Jesus Christ is the son of God.

When Ned Flanders said he was going to be the nicest man the world had ever seen, he looked at a photo of Jesus hanging on the wall and said "I said 'man', not 'man-God'." Jesus featured in the comic book Easy to Believe Tales which Comic Book Guy sold to Bart, claiming that Bart smudged it. God told Homer that his son went down to Earth once, and said, "I don't know what you people did to him, but he's never been the same." God then pointed to Jesus, who was sitting on a slightly spinning swing with a look of grief on his face. He seemed traumatized and depressed. After Mrs. Glick died, she was seen dancing in Heaven with Jesus.

Ned Flanders showed a picture of Jesus to Homer and his parents to tell them that Jesus is watching them. When Bart tried to sleep he heard that Ned told his kids that Jesus loves all the children of the world. Rod and Todd then asked Ned if it's true that Jesus even loves Bart Simpson, and if so, doesn't Jesus have to draw the line somewhere?

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