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Difference between revisions of "The Simpsons: Tapped Out Treehouse of Horror XXXII content update/Welcome to Geriatric Park Gameplay"

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{{TB|Don't fret, sir. I'm sure Springfield's greatest scientists and doctors have something up their lab coat sleeves.}}
 
{{TB|Don't fret, sir. I'm sure Springfield's greatest scientists and doctors have something up their lab coat sleeves.}}
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Smithers Assemble a Team of Geniuses (6s, Control Building or Cooling Towers)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Burns Interview Geniuses (6s, Control Building or Cooling Towers<br/>'''Task: '''Make Dr. Hibbert Pitch Supplements (6s, Control Building or Cooling Towers<br/>'''Task: '''Make Dr. Nick Pitch Plastic Surgery (6s, Control Building or Cooling Towers<br/>'''Task: '''Make Frink Pitch Dinosaurs (6s, Control Building or Cooling Towers<br/>'''Task: '''Make Hank Scorpio Pitch the Elderly (6s, Control Building or Cooling Towers)|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|If the user has Smithers: '''Task: '''Make Smithers Assemble a Team of Geniuses (6s, Control Building or Cooling Towers)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Burns Interview Geniuses (6s, Control Building or Cooling Towers<br/>If the user has Dr. Hibbert: '''Task: '''Make Dr. Hibbert Pitch Supplements (6s, Control Building or Cooling Towers<br/>If the user has Dr. Nick: '''Task: '''Make Dr. Nick Pitch Plastic Surgery (6s, Control Building or Cooling Towers<br/>If the user has Professor Frink: '''Task: '''Make Frink Pitch Dinosaurs (6s, Control Building or Cooling Towers<br/>'''Task: '''Make Hank Scorpio Pitch the Elderly (6s, Control Building or Cooling Towers)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Taking these supplements, fully endorsed by me, will completely restore your body. You'll look and feel like you're thirty again!}}
 
{{TB|Taking these supplements, fully endorsed by me, will completely restore your body. You'll look and feel like you're thirty again!}}
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{{TB|Er…uh…permit granted!}}
 
{{TB|Er…uh…permit granted!}}
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Quimby Stash the Cash (2h, Town Hall or Brown House)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Burns Acquire Permits for Geriatric Park (2h, Town Hall or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|If the user has Quimby: '''Task: '''Make Quimby Stash the Cash (2h, Town Hall or Brown House)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Burns Acquire Permits for Geriatric Park (2h, Town Hall or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Mayor Quimby, why is Mr. Burns' new project skipping the permit approval process?}}
 
{{TB|Mayor Quimby, why is Mr. Burns' new project skipping the permit approval process?}}
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{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>sigh<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
 
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{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Burns Unveil Geriatric Park (4h, Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers or Brown House)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Smithers Invite the Elderly to Stay (4h, Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers or Brown House)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Elderly Visit Geriatric Park [x3] (4h, Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers or Brown House)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Burns Unveil Geriatric Park (4h, Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers or Brown House)<br/>If the user has Smithers: '''Task: '''Make Smithers Invite the Elderly to Stay (4h, Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers or Brown House)<br/>If the user has Elderlies: '''Task: '''Make Elderly Visit Geriatric Park [x3] (4h, Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers or Brown House)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
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===Welcome to Geriatric Park Pt. 3===
 
===Welcome to Geriatric Park Pt. 3===
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{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Just the greatest breakthrough since fire, the internet, and those candies that fizz in your mouth… Behold!}}
 
{{TB|Just the greatest breakthrough since fire, the internet, and those candies that fizz in your mouth… Behold!}}
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Frink Present Grampasaurus (2h, Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers or Brown House)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Burns Marvel at His Lab's Work (2h, Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers or Brown House)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Grampa Be Confused if He's a Dinosaur Now (2h, Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|If the user has Professor Frink: '''Task: '''Make Frink Present Grampasaurus (2h, Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers or Brown House)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Burns Marvel at His Lab's Work (2h, Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers or Brown House)<br/>If the user has Grampa: '''Task: '''Make Grampa Be Confused if He's a Dinosaur Now (2h, Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
 
{{TB|I give you: Grampasaurus!}}
 
{{TB|I give you: Grampasaurus!}}
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{{TB|I should have stuck with creating cat-dog hybrids. They're cuter and easier to crate train.}}
 
{{TB|I should have stuck with creating cat-dog hybrids. They're cuter and easier to crate train.}}
{{THT|'''Task: '''Capture Dinosaurs [x15]<br/>'''Task: '''Make Grampasaurus Start a Dinosaur Rampage (4h, Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers or Brown House)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Homer Run From Dinosaurs (4h, Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers or Brown House)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Wiggum Try to Arrest Dinosaurs (4h, Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers or Brown House)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Frink Wonder How He Didn't See This Coming (4h, Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task: '''Capture Dinosaurs [x15]<br/>If the user has Grampasaurus: '''Task: '''Make Grampasaurus Start a Dinosaur Rampage (4h, Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers or Brown House)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Homer Run From Dinosaurs (4h, Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers or Brown House)<br/>If the user has Wiggum: '''Task: '''Make Wiggum Try to Arrest Dinosaurs (4h, Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers or Brown House)<br/>If the user has Professor Frink: '''Task: '''Make Frink Wonder How He Didn't See This Coming (4h, Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TB|Aaaah! Dinosaurs! HELP!}}
 
{{TB|Aaaah! Dinosaurs! HELP!}}

Revision as of 17:14, October 7, 2021

Everyone Old Is Old Again

After the user logs in on October 6th:
Mr. Burns Ah, Smithers, with autumn in the air, I'm once again reflecting on my mortality. Mostly how to avoid it.
Smithers Sounds like someone needs another injection of bovine calf serum.
Mr. Burns Sadly, no. There's no calf young enough to renew my zip-zam-zoom.
Smithers Don't fret, sir. I'm sure Springfield's greatest scientists and doctors have something up their lab coat sleeves.
If the user has Smithers: Task: Make Smithers Assemble a Team of Geniuses (6s, Control Building or Cooling Towers)
Task: Make Burns Interview Geniuses (6s, Control Building or Cooling Towers
If the user has Dr. Hibbert: Task: Make Dr. Hibbert Pitch Supplements (6s, Control Building or Cooling Towers
If the user has Dr. Nick: Task: Make Dr. Nick Pitch Plastic Surgery (6s, Control Building or Cooling Towers
If the user has Professor Frink: Task: Make Frink Pitch Dinosaurs (6s, Control Building or Cooling Towers
Task: Make Hank Scorpio Pitch the Elderly (6s, Control Building or Cooling Towers)
Dr. Hibbert Taking these supplements, fully endorsed by me, will completely restore your body. You'll look and feel like you're thirty again!
Mr. Burns Thirty?! I don't want to go back to my baby rattle and diaper days!
Dr. Nick I could offer my services. Plastic surgery is nifty!
Mr. Burns I don't care about looking good. I just want to live forever!
Dr. Nick And you will! We replace one body organ at a time with plastic parts.
Mr. Burns Tempting. But what else?
Professor Frink One word: Dino-saurs! Unless that's two words. I'm not sure.
Mr. Burns What do dinosaurs have to do with my quest for immortality?
Professor Frink They're really cool. Plus, there are no regulations against experimenting on things that are extinct.
Mr. Burns Eh…I'm not saying no. I'm saying "eh". What about you, young man?
Hank Scorpio Stealing youth from the young? That's been done to death. I'm focusing my own research on the elderly.
Hank Scorpio By extracting the elderly's fear of death into an injectable formula, we could actually repel death!
Mr. Burns Sounds like a lot of hogwash, but the elderly would be easier to keep caged than children.
Smithers And they cost less than guinea pigs.
Mr. Burns Very well, let's roll the dice with dinosaurs and the elderly and see what happens.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Welcome to Geriatric Park Pt. 1

After completing Everyone Old Is Old Again:
Quimby Mr. Burns, what brings you all the way up the steps to City Hall? That would require working legs.
Mr. Burns Smithers carried me. I've decided to build a new version of Geriatric Park in Springfield. Apparently "permits" are needed? Just tell me how much.
Quimby That's not how they work. You have to apply, then there are hearings, community reviews…
Mr. Burns *pulls out a wad of cash* Or I hand you a fist full of cash.
Quimby Er…uh…permit granted!
If the user has Quimby: Task: Make Quimby Stash the Cash (2h, Town Hall or Brown House)
Task: Make Burns Acquire Permits for Geriatric Park (2h, Town Hall or Brown House)
Lisa Mayor Quimby, why is Mr. Burns' new project skipping the permit approval process?
Homer You better listen to my eight-year-old. She knows the law!
Quimby Um…er…it's part of our new initiative to promote tourism in Springfield.
Quimby Geriatric Park will include a resort hotel and bring in big dollars for all businesses.
Moe Tourist drunks?
Homer They're way better than local drunks. I say: permits approved!
Quimby I already approved them.
Homer I just wanted to feel like a big man.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Welcome to Geriatric Park Pt. 2

After completing Welcome to Geriatric Park Pt. :
Tapped Out Geriatric Park Burns Icon.png Welcome to Geriatric Park! A serene respite for the elderly and a relaxing haven for tourists. Also, there will be terrifying dinosaurs.
Homer Ugh…old people!
Lisa Are you combining the elderly with the dinosaurs?
Tapped Out Geriatric Park Burns Icon.png No, definitely not…probably not…maybe…uh, no more questions!
Lisa Grampa, are you going to stay here?
Grampa Can I suck hard candy and watch Wheel of Fortune?
Tapped Out Geriatric Park Burns Icon.png All day and all night.
Grampa I'd like to solve the puzzle: YES!
Lisa *sigh*
Task: Make Burns Unveil Geriatric Park (4h, Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers or Brown House)
If the user has Smithers: Task: Make Smithers Invite the Elderly to Stay (4h, Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers or Brown House)
If the user has Elderlies: Task: Make Elderly Visit Geriatric Park [x3] (4h, Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers or Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Welcome to Geriatric Park Pt. 3

After completing Welcome to Geriatric Park Pt. :
Ned Hi-diddly-ho, billionaire-arino!
Tapped Out Geriatric Park Burns Icon.png What are you doing here?!
Ned Just wanted to see what blasphemous abominations against God your devil scientists are cooking up.
Tapped Out Geriatric Park Burns Icon.png Devil scientists, eh? Smithers, you didn't tell me we had devil scientists.
Smithers I don't believe devil scientists are actually a thing, sir.
Tapped Out Hell Scientist Icon.png Oh, we're a thing. We're definitely a thing.
Tapped Out Hell Scientist Icon.png *evil laugh*
Task: Make Flanders Discover the Truth About Geriatric Park (2h, Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers or Brown House)
Task: Make Burns Reveal Human-Dinosaur Hybrids (2h, Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers or Brown House)
Ned So you ARE creating human-dinosaur hybrids!
Tapped Out Geriatric Park Burns Icon.png Just an eensie-weensie couple.
Smithers I don't think there's anything in the Bible against it.
Ned The Good Book was already too long. Some things had to be edited out. The Almighty would not approve.
Tapped Out God Icon.png Truth be told, I just didn't think of it. I'd kinda like to see where this hybrid thing goes.
Ned *sigh* You love to test my faith, Lord.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Welcome to Geriatric Park Pt. 4

After completing Welcome to Geriatric Park Pt. :
Professor Frink Eureka-noid! We've achieved a triumph of questionable science, with the chromosome manipulation and the splicing of the DNA-ayyy!
Tapped Out Geriatric Park Burns Icon.png Save your Frinkisms. What do you have for me?
Professor Frink Just the greatest breakthrough since fire, the internet, and those candies that fizz in your mouth… Behold!
If the user has Professor Frink: Task: Make Frink Present Grampasaurus (2h, Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers or Brown House)
Task: Make Burns Marvel at His Lab's Work (2h, Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers or Brown House)
If the user has Grampa: Task: Make Grampa Be Confused if He's a Dinosaur Now (2h, Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers or Brown House)
Professor Frink I give you: Grampasaurus!
Grampa Whose-a-ma-what-jit?! I'm a dinosaur now?
Professor Frink No, I've cloned your cells and spliced them with a T-Rex. That hoyvin-hybrid is now immortal!
Grampasaurus I'm going to live forever? Hot-diggety-Dryptosaurus!
Tapped Out Geriatric Park Burns Icon.png You fool! You made it intelligent!
Professor Frink There was no sign of brain activity in the test subject.
Grampa What time does the five o'clock news come on again?
Tapped Out Geriatric Park Burns Icon.png Yes, that elderly brain is clearly dead.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Welcome to Geriatric Park Pt. 5

After completing Welcome to Geriatric Park Pt. :
Grampasaurus Thanks for creating me. Now let me go free. It's rampaging season!
Professor Frink Not an option. You're locked in a 1,000% escape-proof enclosure.
Grampasaurus But I know the keypad code to the lock, and with my new human-sized claws I can release myself!
Professor Frink I should have stuck with creating cat-dog hybrids. They're cuter and easier to crate train.
Task: Capture Dinosaurs [x15]
If the user has Grampasaurus: Task: Make Grampasaurus Start a Dinosaur Rampage (4h, Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers or Brown House)
Task: Make Homer Run From Dinosaurs (4h, Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers or Brown House)
If the user has Wiggum: Task: Make Wiggum Try to Arrest Dinosaurs (4h, Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers or Brown House)
If the user has Professor Frink: Task: Make Frink Wonder How He Didn't See This Coming (4h, Geriatric Park Dome, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Zoo Entrance, Town Hall, Control Building, Cooling Towers or Brown House)
Homer Aaaah! Dinosaurs! HELP!
Wiggum Aaaah! Panicking citizens! HELP!
Lisa You really didn't see this coming?
Professor Frink Try looking through my eyeglasses. You'll know why I don't see anything coming.
Lisa *tries on Frink's glasses*
Lisa *moans* Stop the world from spinning. I'm getting sick!
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20