Difference between revisions of "Everything's Bartchie!/Quotes"

Latest revision as of 10:49, August 6, 2021

Fortune teller: Greetings! Come in and know the future!

Comic Book Guy: I merely need a place to rest, milady.

Fortune teller: look, buddy, I got a business to run. It's ten bucks to sit in the chair for twenty minutes. Now do you want to know the future or not?

Barchie: Boy, Jughouse, you sure do love burgers!

Jughouse: I eat when I'm sad.

Mouse: Hey, you two! I better not catch you flirting with my girlfriend, Smide!

Barchie: Oh hi, Mouse! Is Smidge actually with you for once?

Mouse: No, she's still in... um... Iceland.

Barchie: Well, she sounds real enough to me.

Jughouse: We promise not to lay eyes on her!

Barchie: Say, I always wondered, how did you get the name Mouse?

Mouse: My mom couldn't afford a book of baby names, so she picked one from a book of animals.

Barchie: Apop, why didn't you pay the rent?

Apop: I had to spend all my money bribing the health inspectors to say I use actual beef in my super sonic burgers.

Jughouse: What's really in them?

Apop: Hedgehogs! And they are getting harder and harder to catch! The blue ones especially!

Barchie: Thanks for agreeing to play the drums for my band, Jughouse!

Jughouse: That's okay. You're my only friend, so I'd pretty much do anything you say. I even wear this crown so my hair looks like yours when I take it off!

Barchie: That's... um... great.

Barchie: Now what would happen in the future if a dog became president?

Reporter: Mr. President, how is the situation with the war on cats?

Dog president: Ruff!

Wedgie: What do you think our chances are?

Barchie: They'd be better if we'd ever gotten together to rehearse.

Sherronica: You remember what happened when you told me I couldn't have a pony?

Sherronica's father: Stop! It took years of electroshock therapy to forget what you did!