Everything's Bartchie!/Quotes
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- Fortune teller: Greetings! Come in and know the future!
- Comic Book Guy: I merely need a place to rest, milady.
- Fortune teller: look, buddy, I got a business to run. It's ten bucks to sit in the chair for twenty minutes. Now do you want to know the future or not?
- Mouse: Hey, you two! I better not catch you flirting with my girlfriend, Smide!
- Barchie: Oh hi, Mouse! Is Smidge actually with you for once?
- Mouse: No, she's still in... um... Iceland.
- Barchie: Well, she sounds real enough to me.
- Jughouse: We promise not to lay eyes on her!
- Barchie: Say, I always wondered, how did you get the name Mouse?
- Mouse: My mom couldn't afford a book of baby names, so she picked one from a book of animals.
- Barchie: Apop, why didn't you pay the rent?
- Apop: I had to spend all my money bribing the health inspectors to say I use actual beef in my super sonic burgers.
- Jughouse: What's really in them?
- Apop: Hedgehogs! And they are getting harder and harder to catch! The blue ones especially!
- Barchie: Thanks for agreeing to play the drums for my band, Jughouse!
- Jughouse: That's okay. You're my only friend, so I'd pretty much do anything you say. I even wear this crown so my hair looks like yours when I take it off!
- Barchie: That's... um... great.
- Barchie: Now what would happen in the future if a dog became president?
- Reporter: Mr. President, how is the situation with the war on cats?
- Dog president: Ruff!
- Wedgie: What do you think our chances are?
- Barchie: They'd be better if we'd ever gotten together to rehearse.
- Sherronica: You remember what happened when you told me I couldn't have a pony?
- Sherronica's father: Stop! It took years of electroshock therapy to forget what you did!
