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'''Obeseus the Wide''' was a senator in [[Rome]].
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'''Saint Joseph''' is a figure in the Gospels, the husband of the [[Virgin Mary]] and the earthly step father of [[Jesus Christ]].
  
When Obeseus was a child, he was made to plow the fields by his father, [[Abus]], since they didn't own an ox. When Obeseus was a young adult, he was sold to [[Gordus Antonius]] as a slave, with Abus using the money to finally buy an ox.
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Joseph was visited by his girlfriend, Mary, who told Joseph that she was pregnant, despite not laying with a man. Joseph then says that a pregnant virgin is every man's worst nightmare. The angel {{ap|Gabriel|Simpsons Christmas Stories}} appeared to the couple and told Mary that she was carrying the son of [[God]], who would grow up to become king of the Jews. Joseph and Mary then went to [[Bethlehem]] to have the baby.
  
Obeseus was taken to [[Rome]] where he made friends with his fellow slaves [[Lennus]], [[Carlum]], [[Modus]] and [[Barnabas]].  The five of them were then made into gladiators to fight in the [[Colosseum]]. During Obeseus' first match, which was against Gordus Antonius' prized gladiator, [[Wolfus Rein]], Obeseus used his experiences with plowing a field to fight back and won the fight, killing Wolfus. This caught the eye of Gordus Antonius' daughter, [[Majora]]. Gordus Antonius wanted to put Obeseus to death for killing his prized gladiator, but Majora convinced him to let Obeseus live as the crowd loved him. Obeseus then fought and won several more fights before he declared his love to Majora.
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At the [[Bethlehem Inn]], the innkeeper told Mary and Joseph that he had plenty of rooms available with brand new carpeting. However, when Mary's water broke, the innkeeper forced them to stay in the barn. Mary successfully gave birth to the baby, and the three wise men, along with the two shepherds arrived to see Jesus. Joseph was upset because he wasn't the father or a wise man, so he went to drink some wine to make himself feel better. However, Jesus turned the wine into water, which prompted Joseph to attempt to strangle the baby Jesus, before Gabriel stopped him from doing so...
  
In the prison cells, Obeseus and his friends made a pact that if one of them ever got free, they would do everything they could to get the others free. After they made the pact, Obeseus went to retire for the night, but Majora was in his room. Majora and Obeseus then had sex, which led to Majora getting pregnant. When Gordus Antonius confronted all the slaves about his daughter's pregnancy, the slaves all tried to cover for Obeseus, but Obeseus admitted that he loved Majora. Gordus Antonius then freed Obeseus and had him get married to Majora. Gordus Antonius then gave Obeseus the deed to a laundry business and his friends to be his slaves. As Obeseus was about to free his friends, Majora convinced him not to as it would mean more work for him. Obeseus then told his friends that he would free them once his business had gotten going...
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Saint Joseph is a figure in the Gospels, the husband of the Virgin Mary and the earthly step father of Jesus Christ.

Joseph was visited by his girlfriend, Mary, who told Joseph that she was pregnant, despite not laying with a man. Joseph then says that a pregnant virgin is every man's worst nightmare. The angel Gabriel appeared to the couple and told Mary that she was carrying the son of God, who would grow up to become king of the Jews. Joseph and Mary then went to Bethlehem to have the baby.

At the Bethlehem Inn, the innkeeper told Mary and Joseph that he had plenty of rooms available with brand new carpeting. However, when Mary's water broke, the innkeeper forced them to stay in the barn. Mary successfully gave birth to the baby, and the three wise men, along with the two shepherds arrived to see Jesus. Joseph was upset because he wasn't the father or a wise man, so he went to drink some wine to make himself feel better. However, Jesus turned the wine into water, which prompted Joseph to attempt to strangle the baby Jesus, before Gabriel stopped him from doing so...

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